How can I clean my main toilet waste sewer pipe? Want to check its clean

[JCplumb]

If this is a wind up then well done, it got the attention you wanted.
If this is not a wind up then I would be more worried about worrying about something so trivial - If 3 *** ends end up blocking your soil pipe I will come and clear it myself free of charge...

 

[Keefy]

Hold tight there's a plumber on the way.

He'll be wearing a white coat and carrying a straight jacket and will probably claim to be a doctor but just trust him.

 

[Whl4852]

This thread has really made my day :13:

 

[bexbex]

Hold tight there's a plumber on the way.

He'll be wearing a white coat and carrying a straight jacket and will probably claim to be a doctor but just trust him.

I know this is a wind up, but can't tell if the one about calling up the drain cleaning people.
This isn't a wind up im just worried! All these people winding me up is not helping!

 

[desrob]

CALM DOWN SON YOUR RIGHT TO BE WORRIED,i really feel for you,could i possibly help,where are you based

 

[vern]

Get back to the sparky forum where you came from.......

 

[Whl4852]

Have you tried flushing more filters in order to push aforementioned filters away from your property?

 

[Subby]

Have you tried flushing more filters in order to push aforementioned filters away from your property?

This.

 

[Keefy]

Apparently, flushing a cigarette butt down the toilet may lead to the death of sea otters. Now you've got the RSPCA to worry about.

 

[Whl4852]

Apparently, flushing a cigarette butt down the toilet may lead to the death of sea otters. Now you've got the RSPCA to worry about.

You get a play station in the nick these days, it's not all bad news

 

[on31ll]

No best thing to do is to get a plumber out to change the pipework to glass ! This way you will see anyproblems and skidmarks in future

 

[bexbex]

No best thing to do is to get a plumber out to change the pipework to glass ! This way you will see anyproblems and skidmarks in future

very expensive way to just relive my worries!

 

[gavinwilson]

Student..... You sure you don't just want the filters back to re use

 

[Whl4852]

So bex ex ruins our drains, dodges our taxes and now she kills baby otters. I for one am leaving, sickened.

 

[Keefy]

@bexbex Do us a favour; Go and flush the toilet and tell us exactly what happens.