Guess Everyone's Age

[Riley]

Monogamy and bigamy are the same, one wife too many

 

[Ray Stafford]

up to four wives...

Have you lost your mind?

 

[Riley]

I'd like to make it clear I've never met a man called Big Paul, in the dark, with the light behind me OR in front of me!

Selective amnesia

 

[Rickster123]

Selective amnesia

I wish I'd just given him those sodding biscuits!

 

[Masood]

Have you lost your mind?

I never said I would do it!!!

 

[Riley]

I wish I'd just given him those sodding biscuits!

he WILL hold it against you. Literally

 

[lame plumber]

I know I am getting old, just thought Aps post was made by croppie, or prehaps Ap is turning into croppie

 

[Rickster123]

I know I am getting old, just thought Aps post was made by croppie, or prehaps Ap is turning into croppie

Unless somebody chops my legs off at the knee that will be highly unlikely!

 

[REDSAW]

advantage of being admin, i know all your ages and birthdays!

a lot of you should be in bed by now.lol

 

[Rickster123]

advantage of being admin, i know all your ages and birthdays!

a lot of you should be in bed by now.lol

And yet in six years you've never sent a card..

 

[lame plumber]

Unless somebody chops my legs off at the knee that will be highly unlikely!

won't be long before your stomach overtakes your knees, gives the same effect

 

[REDSAW]

And yet in six years you've never sent a card..

wife dont even get one, nothing new here.lol

 

[Toxic Ted]

Mrs S might enjoy being relieved of some of her domestic duties, you never know! You could try converting to Islam then you'd be allowed up to four wives...

Or a mormon and have as many wifelets as you like.........

 

[Toxic Ted]

I know I am getting old, just thought Aps post was made by croppie, or prehaps Ap is turning into croppie

You'll give the poor sod a complex ..............Adam that is........John already has one.

 

[Dotty]

You'll give the poor sod a complex ..............Adam that is........John already has one.

What are you on about you daft old fool? It's just the one house I have.

It's hardly a complex!

 

[Toxic Ted]

What are you on about you daft old fool? It's just the one house I have.

It's hardly a complex!

As if by magic........

 

[Dotty]

Or a mormon and have as many wifelets as you like.........

Multiple mothers in law.

Belief that a dead jew could cross the Atlantic and convert bloodthirsty aztecs to an unheard of belief system?

Not too many arguments for......

 

[ShaunCorbs]

1254 everyone's age

 

[Toxic Ted]

Multiple mothers in law.

Belief that a dead jew could cross the Atlantic and convert bloodthirsty aztecs to an unheard of belief system?

Not too many arguments for......

I don't pretend to understand it.....but you only need to look at Lord Bath to see what it will turn you into (not that he's a mormon , but you get my drift)

 

[Dotty]

I don't pretend to understand it.....but you only need to look at Lord Bath to see what it will turn you into (not that he's a mormon , but you get my drift)

It's difficult to understand why so many women fall for that multi millionaire. ......

 

[Best]

It's difficult to understand why so many women fall for that multi millionaire. ......

That's what I spoke to a neighbour about Lord Bath, - if he was a plumber he would be called an old pervert and no doubt few women would want him anyhow.
But he is a Lord, so he is just eccentric to have loads of women.

 

[Toxic Ted]

It's difficult to understand why so many women fall for that multi millionaire. ......

Can't quite put my finger on it.

 

[TFGplumbing]

38?!? Well that's a kick in the balls!!

I thought 38 too..but still a lad

 

[Toxic Ted]

That's what I spoke to a neighbour about Lord Bath, - if he was a plumber he would be called an old pervert and no doubt few women would want him anyhow.
But he is a Lord, so he is just eccentric to have loads of women.

How can you say that as plumbers, we are any less desirable than a multi millionaire?.........and perverts to boot! BTW being eccentric isn't reserved for the rich.....take Adam for example.

 

[Toxic Ted]

I thought 38 too..but still a lad

Is that dog years or human?

 

[WaterTight]

You: 46

Oh sorry watertight... 41

43 I reckon

36, I be. But I have yielded to premature curmudgeonhood.

 

[cr0ft]

App - 38
Croft- 38
Croppie- 48
Ray - 54

Close! 36

 

[Rickster123]

Close! 36

Me too! But my waist size is higher than my age at the moment which is very depressing!

 

[Linkyplumb]

Close! 36

Sorry bud, I thought you were a year older than me, must of been that tough navy life eh!!

 

[Rickster123]

Me too! But my waist size is higher than my age at the moment which is very depressing!

Hang on I'm not 36 in 35! Jesus that's a sign of old age surely!

 

[Leo21]

Hang on I'm not 36 in 35! Jesus that's a sign of old age surely!

Nope, that's a sign of losing your marbles.

 

[WaterTight]

I was asked my age while changing gyms the other day, filling in forms, I did have to think. I mean how often does anyone ask you your age? I suppose if your age concerns you it might be never far from your mind but I did panic.

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

Gas man 35

close 37

 

[Leo21]

Hang on I'm not 36 in 35! Jesus that's a sign of old age surely!

35! You've obviously hard a hard life.

 

[townfanjon]

Jeezzz I am starting to feel chufin old .

 

[Masood]

Christ I'm surrounded by fecking yoofs! I hate the sodding lot of you!!!!!

Except Croppie. I think he's older than me.

 

[Leo21]

Christ I'm surrounded by fecking yoofs! I hate the sodding lot of you!!!!!

Except Croppie. I think he's older than me.

I think he's older than everyone.

 

[Dotty]

Christ I'm surrounded by fecking yoofs! I hate the sodding lot of you!!!!!

Except Croppie. I think he's older than me.

I think he's older than everyone.

Oi! I'm only 27!

I've had an incredibly hard life!

 

[lame plumber]

Oi! I'm only 27!

I've had an incredibly hard life!

surely not, all you do is a bit of driving here n there, brush out a boiler and write out long time sheets, not like the rest of us earning a living from poor householders.

 

[oz-plumber]

Oi! I'm only 27!

I've had an incredibly hard life!

That's why we try to make your life easy on here.

 

[Howsie]

He had a cold and a snotty nose.

LOL - I blew my nose and my guts flew out.

 

[mutley racers]

LOL - I blew my nose and my guts flew out.

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That looks nasty!

 

[Rickster123]

Gone for the shaved look then? You p0rnstar you!

Nasty looking graze too!

 

[Leo21]

LOL - I blew my nose and my guts flew out.

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I thought it was a pork roast for a second. Mmmmmm cracking.

 

[mfgs]

Ouch that looks pretty nasty

 

[Howsie]

Yeah, wasn't pleasant. Two days on ventilator in ICU and then two months in hospital. Have t8 titanium staples on the inside somewhere.

 

[SimonG]

Ive got the healed version of that from 27 years ago. Now have 3 belly buttons from where it didnt heal. Dont have the matching horizontal one though just the dent where the orange drain was.

 

[Howsie]

They cut me open three times in total because of the mess they made. The first time it got infected so they removed the staples and let it heal from the inside out. Fortunately they had a suction device to assist it.

 

[townfanjon]

They cut me open three times in total because of the mess they made. The first time it got infected so they removed the staples and let it heal from the inside out. Fortunately they had a suction device to assist it.

Chuffin hell pal , thats a shocking pic , blasts my hernia out of the water lol .

I hope you are well and fighting fit now .

 

[SimonG]

They cut me open three times in total because of the mess they made. The first time it got infected so they removed the staples and let it heal from the inside out. Fortunately they had a suction device to assist it.

Opened up sections as it was healing and cleaned it with sodium hypochlorite. Hospital for two weeks and months to recover.