Fair warning

[Leo21]

Croppies on call out soon brave yourself!.

 

[Dotty]

**grumble**

 

[lame plumber]

whats his callout number, I can feel a breakdown coming on at least 50 miles away

 

[Dotty]

All my callouts are at least 50 mile away. However, if I get a phone call starting with "All roight boi?" I swear I will visit your boatshed and pee in your drysuit!

 

[lame plumber]

only wear a boiler suit and sit inside a nice warm cabin drinking coffee, till things go wrong!

 

[Toxic Ted]

i saw this in toolstation and though of you Lame.......worrying isn't it

 

[dancinplumba]

]only wear a boiler suit[/B] and sit inside a nice warm cabin drinking coffee, till things go wrong!

Kinky or wot ?

 

[dancinplumba]

only wear a boiler suit and sit inside a nice warm cabin drinking coffee, till thongs go on!

Kinky or what ?
That's better

 

[lame plumber]

you throw yourself out of bed in the early hours and try putting on a shirt and tie doh

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

Kinky or what ?
That's better

are you insinuating lames in a shed somewhere drinking coffee and bashing one out LOL

 

[Toxic Ted]

are you insinuating lames in a shed somewhere drinking coffee and bashing one out LOL

He only does it for the neoprene dry suit......and then swears blind it has a leak in the crutch area......i bet he even says he needs the KY for the neck and wrist seals

 

[lame plumber]

I dont like dry suits, if you fart, it stays with you all night!! anyhow only ILB crew wear drybags, old folk like me dont do well on bouncy rubber rings, takes to long to recover

 

[Leo21]

He only does it for the neoprene dry suit......and then swears blind it has a leak in the crutch area......i bet he even says he needs the KY for the neck and wrist seals

You seem to know an awfull lot about this strange practice!

 

[Toxic Ted]

You seem to know an awfull lot about this strange practice!

Cant beat going down in a dry suit.....mines a rear loader so the zip is at the back. The fart is a nice surprise for whoever unzips you and liberates the noxious gas...

 

[lame plumber]

and the gimp mask is extra I presume.