"Alive Water" ... Discuss...

[Ermintrude]

It's based on a DNA double helix not just a normal double helix..... Wow it can re generate and polypeptides bridge the helix.... That's amazing.

 

[snowhead]

"The Vortex Water Revitalizer is based upon an evolutionary concept in Water Treatment. It performs far beyond what any filtration system, distiller or reverse osmosis system will ever do for you. It processes all your water in a direct way, leading it into a double helix DNA type cycloid, curved spiral flow-form, which creates a powerful vortex induced implosion in the water."

Translation;

Aggitates the water.

A bit like water passing around an elbow or thro a T fitting or thro a tap.

 

[Toxic Ted]

I can't believe how dismissive you lot are.......someone finds a miracle and you all just poo poo it like its all a load of bull !!!

 

[kay-jay]

Ive discovered a miracle additive for water. It makes your water taste exactly like vimto. Its only 12 quid a litre.......

 

[Toxic Ted]

Iv'e just purchased eight.....i'm going to solder them together in the double quad cyclone design to create a hydro black hole.......now lets all have a think what we can use that for......come on chaps....think deep.

 

[Ermintrude]

Ukpf annual hygiene routine? Get Electric balls in first as he's had that face paint on for ages.

 

[mountainman]

"The Vortex Water Revitalizer is based upon an evolutionary concept in Water Treatment. It performs far beyond what any filtration system, distiller or reverse osmosis system will ever do for you. It processes all your water in a direct way, leading it into a double helix DNA type cycloid, curved spiral flow-form, which creates a powerful vortex induced implosion in the water."

JUST WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IMPLOSION???

I'm impressed!

 

[RoyalCrabs]

It's based on a DNA double helix not just a normal double helix..... Wow it can re generate and polypeptides bridge the helix.... That's amazing.

So we have this magical DNA tube, can we use it to re create anything? Dinosaurs? Omg, plumbing dinosaurs!

 

[RoyalCrabs]

Iv'e just purchased eight.....i'm going to solder them together in the double quad cyclone design to create a hydro black hole.......now lets all have a think what we can use that for......come on chaps....think deep.

Hahaha, 'hydro black hole'.. Oh lawd, have mercy.

 

[gavinwilson]

so if a customer moans my pipe work isnt level i can use the phrase "no love its a new Water Revitalizer" and double my bill,good times

 

[snowhead]

I can't believe how dismissive you lot are.......someone finds a miracle and you all just poo poo it like its all a load of bull !!!

No, No, I really believe it will work, really,, I'm just not stupid enough to part with money for it.

Anyone remember (one of) the spark enhancer for cars years ago, plastic tube with a gap inside it connected in the main HT lead.

I've got several "can't do without" gadgets bought from shopping channels years ago, still in their boxes unused.
Yeh, certainly can't do without them.

 

[Dotty]

So we have this magical DNA tube, can we use it to re create anything? Dinosaurs? Omg, plumbing dinosaurs!

We've enough plumbing dinosaurs already.......

Oh hang on though, Jurassic Park genuinely terrified me, not the film itself but the concept of using amphibian DNA to rebuild Dino DNA....

I was watching it and thinking of dolly the sheep.

Not in the same way as Yorkshiremen think of sheep I hasten to add!

 

[SimonG]

We've enough plumbing dinosaurs already.......

Oh hang on though, Jurassic Park genuinely terrified me, not the film itself but the concept of using amphibian DNA to rebuild Dino DNA....

I was watching it and thinking of dolly the sheep.

Not in the same way as Yorkshiremen think of sheep I hasten to add!

When i hear sheep, it conjures up images of..............
















sunday dinner

 

[Dotty]

When i hear sheep, it conjures up images of..............
















sunday dinner

Went in my local chippy yesterday, couldn't tell you what meal my body thought it was, no sleep from working nights......

Any way, Paddy, the owner, was trying the idea of minted lamb and chips. He gave me a free sit in dinner to try. Or breakfast, I wasn't sure.

Nice! Unusual combination but nice.

Spoiled it though when he charged me for the mug of tea......

 

[Toxic Ted]

Hahaha, 'hydro black hole'.. Oh lawd, have mercy.

What?............don't you think it will work then?.............James Dysons was ridiculed at first.......now he's the master of air/ particle movement........so there......ner !