£1m solid gold toilet stolen

[WaterTight]

£4.8m golden lavatory stolen from Blenheim Palace ... police have nothing to go on

When a solid gold toilet worth £4.

www.telegraph.co.uk

The police say they have nothing to go on

 

[snowhead]

I've checked eBay, it's not on yet...

 

[WaterTight]

Customer: My £1m solid gold toilet is blocked.

Plumber: You may need a new one. It's going to be white.

 

[townfanjon]

Just seen on the news , rozzers have arrested a 66 year old bloke , anybody on here ????

 

[Darren Jackson]

They're interviewing the suspect at their convenience....

 

[Burger]

They're interviewing the suspect at their convenience..

Just hope they’re not planning too many toilet breaks