When your reduced to this!!

[Kyle87]

Ran out of deodorant so had to borrow the missus's

Better to smell like a girl than smell like a pig!

 

[Kyle87]

I do keep a bottle of right guard on the van but I broke the to so I keep having to borrow the wd40 top to use it.

Think I need to go shopping

 

[Toxic Ted]

I think i got the Kylie bit right.......is this your way of coming out Kyle

 

[Kyle87]

I think i got the Kylie bit right.......is this your way of coming out Kyle

Where did you say I can buy a pink makita?

 

[AWheating]

Better to smell like a girl than smell like a pig!

not if your a pig!

 

[Kyle87]

not if your a pig!

Hey what you trying to say?

 

[mountainman]

Cue 'Duelling Banjos'

 

[Kyle87]

Cue 'Duelling Banjos'

Ha ha squel like a hog!! Weeeeeeeee

 

[Ray Stafford]

Is this some strange, midlands/essex pig-based ritual?

 

[Kyle87]

Is this some strange, midlands/essex pig-based ritual?

Ever seen Dilerverence?

 

[AWheating]

Hey what you trying to say?

what are you trying to say, i was trying to say?


on another note my favoirte pen has stop working, ive got no ink, no ink in the bloody thing!

 

[AWheating]

ignew my spewling.

 

[EPH]

Think I prefer the BO.

 

[Dannypipe]

Last year I started to only use anti perspirant on the weekends. I figure it's better for you to go au naturale!

I was more smelly for the first couple of weeks, but now I'm not particularly foul under the arms unless I've really got too hot.

 

[Dotty]

Last year I started to only use anti perspirant on the weekends. I figure it's better for you to go au naturale!

I was more smelly for the first couple of weeks, but now I'm not particularly foul under the arms unless I've really got too hot.

I'm allergic to most deodorants. Like Danny says, you honk at first but soon your body learns to deal.

 

[Ray Stafford]

you honk at first but soon your body learns to deal.

Nope. You become habituated and don't notice. The rest of us continue to suffer...

 

[Rickster123]

I'm allergic to most deodorants. Like Danny says, you honk at first but soon your body learns to deal.

You don't move fast enough to honk!

 

[Ray Stafford]

You don't move fast enough to honk!

There's some cheese in my fridge that has only crawled a few inches in the last week, but it honks to high heaven...

 

[Rickster123]

There's some cheese in my fridge that has only crawled a few inches in the last week, but it honks to high heaven...

French? Nuff said!

 

[Ray Stafford]

French? Nuff said!

As it happens - yes.

Have you been sniffing round my fridge again? I've told you before about that.

 

[Rickster123]

As it happens - yes.

Have you been sniffing round my fridge again? I've told you before about that.

No but I've got the same stuff festering in my fridge!

 

[Ray Stafford]

No but I've got the same stuff festering in my fridge!

Perhaps we could put them both in a pit and let them fight to the death?

 

[Rickster123]

Perhaps we could put them both in a pit and let them fight to the death?

No I'm going to use mine up tonight at 9.30 with a couple of pickled onions! Do you take the challenge??

 

[Ray Stafford]

No I'm going to use mine up tonight at 9.30 with a couple of pickled onions! Do you take the challenge??

Nope. Mine really is crawling across the shelf.

Back in September, it was cheese.

In October, it was really ripe cheese.

Early in November, it became suitable only for cheese-fetishists.

Now its weapons-grade cheese. Its controlled by international treaty, and there are UN observers camped in the kitchen.

Tomorrow I will line the bin with lead, and carefully and responsibly dispose of this frankenstein-fromage.

 

[Killy Bing]

Nope. Mine really is crawling across the shelf.

Back in September, it was cheese.

In October, it was really ripe cheese.

Early in November, it became suitable only for cheese-fetishists.

Now its weapons-grade cheese. Its controlled by international treaty, and there are UN observers camped in the kitchen.

Tomorrow I will line the bin with lead, and carefully and responsibly dispose of this frankenstein-fromage.

you still haven't wrote up those minutes yet have you ?

 

[Rickster123]

Such a waste! I'm washing mine down with a vintage bottle of Lambrusco!

 

[Ray Stafford]

you still haven't wrote up those minutes yet have you ?

nope. *hangs heads*

I have written a few lines. that is all.

 

[Ermintrude]

I do keep a bottle of right guard on the van but I broke the to so I keep having to borrow the wd40 top to use it.

Think I need to go shopping

Your under arms move smoothly and with no squeaks?

 

[Killy Bing]

nope. *hangs heads*

I have written a few lines. that is all.

i bet you've wrote fives times as much on the ukpf than the entire meeting

 

[Ray Stafford]

i bet you've wrote fives times as much on the ukpf than the entire meeting

Probably. And now its six times.

 

[kay-jay]

Such a waste! I'm washing mine down with a vintage bottle of Lambrusco!

No doubt with a cherry coke mixer...

 

[Toxic Ted]

There's some cheese in my fridge that has only crawled a few inches in the last week, but it honks to high heaven...

Red Leicester.............. near Kyle.......

 

[Toxic Ted]

i bet you've wrote fives times as much on the ukpf than the entire meeting

Written boy....written.......did you attend the same School as supper plumb?

 

[kay-jay]

Written boy....written.......did you attend the same School as supper plumb?

If he did I want my spanners back