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Masood
What's a "soul" ?
Can't be THAT long since your appointment at the crossroads Ray??
Discuss Week 3 in the great Intergas virgin give-away in the Plumbing Jobs | The Job-board area at PlumbersForums.net
What's a "soul" ?
What's a "soul" ?
Can't be THAT long since your appointment at the crossroads Ray??
Great film with great music.
Lousy soap, with paper sets
I'm obviously a bit older than you, I'm thinking of the one with Noel Gordon in
And the character Benny
can't see that being a winning rhyme
There are other mods who do sterling work
I also hear they wear a tie and a shirt
But it takes all sorts to make this forum so great
That many drop in during their tea break
There is a man the shopkeeper is how he is known
There is story about bulbs and squirrels for which he is renowned
Now and then he has freebies to give but how he likes to mess with our heads
He teases us and strings it out when really we should be tucked up in our beds
Me I`m not a plumber I made that clear when I signed on the dot
I`ve enjoyed the jokes and the banter plus I`ve learnt an awful lot
I`ve met and shared a drink with a member or two
Which reminds me you never paid and yes I`m talking to you
Mystery prize entry
Great film with great music.
Mental torture is heavy this week
Oi, my words aren`t that bad! lol
Mental torture is heavy this week
Ha ha what's the cut off for this?
Intergas intergas where for art thou
Yeah is me all own wok
plagiarism ? don't no wot u mean
seriously I don't
Ray s the sun and his intergas boilers are the moon
(use your imagination)
the vaillants and thee worcesters
are like the montagues and capulets
ugly bruisers thlnk croppie
your 4 moving parts are like a sonnet (more imagination required)
if I dont win a boiler I may have to wire up separate transmitter and receiver
and like romeo I might stab myself
with a small screwdriver-HURT- it could be terminal
boiler entry
more realistically begging for buscuits ray
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He lives far away but his reach it is long
One click of a button and that`s it you will be gone
Intergas intergas where for art thou
Yeah is me all own wok
plagiarism ? don't no wot u mean
seriously I don't
Ray s the sun and his intergas boilers are the moon
(use your imagination)
the vaillants and thee worcesters
are like the montagues and capulets
ugly bruisers thlnk croppie
your 4 moving parts are like a sonnet (more imagination required)
if I dont win a boiler I may have to wire up separate transmitter and receiver
and like romeo I might stab myself
with a small screwdriver-HURT- it could be terminal
boiler entry
more realistically begging for buscuits ray
my computer is ignoring me it takes after the children that was my entry ray
Sorry Mr Wordsworth, but you are showing as "unregistered guest". You need to log in and take ownership of your master-work!
ALL TOGETHER NOW BOYS!
Oh yes you do! lol
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