UKPF biggest loser

[lame plumber]

You can get vintage action man clothes on ebay

Action and Croppie are 2 words that are rarely seen together

 

[lame plumber]

It's all Ray's fault, how about a diet competition, yesterday I was at Barnstaple Tescos buying a large bag of My Dog dog food for my loyal pet labbie and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had an elephant? So, since I'm cynical and have a dry sense of humor, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Dog Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in hospital last time, but I'd lost 10 kilograms before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with My Dog nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in queue was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off the kerb to sniff an Irish Setter's arse and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. I'm now banned from Tesco.!

 

[Atouchofgas]

Cheers lame that made my day

 

[lame plumber]

Cheers lame that made my day

stolen off facebook tickled me

 

[IDCHAPPY]

It's still an awesome joke

 

[julesverne]

Thought I would update you guys with my weight just weighed myself now as I'm off to France tomorrow to watch the Le Mans 24hr race and won't be back till Monday.

Weighed in at 15 stone dead. So lost 6 lb and I fully expect to put it all back on over the race weekend. With plenty of beer chips and burgers and anything else the cheese eating surrender monkeys have to offer.

 

[IDCHAPPY]

That last line sounds familiar :lol:
Think I've lost about 4-5 Lbs but feel guilty for stuffing my face tonight though :O

 

[SimonG]

Well it depends. On the scales I weighed myself for my starting weight I've lost about 4 pounds. But the wife bought a new set, which says I'm a stone and half heavier. Go figure.

 

[Ermintrude]

Going well

 

[lame plumber]

having twisted around in the engine room of the old boat yesterday, it seems I have damaged muscle or neck somehow. My point being, I wish my head didnt weigh so much as a neck in spasm is agony, cant look left or use the old left arm today, so had to spend it lying on the sitting room floor all day!!

Safe to say I havent lost any weight, but not being able to get up stopped me eating so I havent gained either

 

[Dotty]

having twisted around in the engine room of the old boat yesterday, it seems I have damaged muscle or neck somehow. My point being, I wish my head didnt weigh so much as a neck in spasm is agony, cant look left or use the old left arm today, so had to spend it lying on the sitting room floor all day!!

Safe to say I havent lost any weight, but not being able to get up stopped me eating so I havent gained either

................ That voodoo doll I bought was money well spent after all....

 

[lame plumber]

£500 will prevent your sky service fm failing!!!!!!!!!!!! bloody gremlins

 

[julesverne]

Ray sending biccies and jelly babieswith the boiler today is cheating and didn't work as my apprentice ate them all haha