Theres a big fat mozzie

[turnpin]

Theres a big fat mozzie hiding in my lounge despite being sprayed I know it's fat cos its drunk about3 pints of my blood I have the wounds to prove it ....price to pay having windows and doors open trying to cool things down ...lets be careful out there regards Turnpin:bomb:

 

[lame plumber]

some mozzie's have no taste

 

[Dotty]

Invest in one of these -

I have, great fun sneaking up on the wee buggers!

 

[turnpin]

some mozzie's have no taste

This one did it knew I had been drinking Moretti.....lol regards Turnpin:hand:

 

[zzzjim]

They seem home in on you when you breathe out CO2

( May be they will come and drown in my beer , instead ! )

 

[Ermintrude]

Undo flu ports and run DHW on full

 

[turnpin]

Invest in one of these -


I have, great fun sneaking up on the wee buggers!

Honest Jon if you had seen it you would know it wasn't big enough.....lol regards Turnpin unk:

 

[SimonG]

You want one of those electrified tennis racquets. You can smell the little feckers burning

 

[Ray Stafford]

Nah. The correct way to hunt flies is with an elastic band, twanged from the fingers.

Points are scored for distance, splat factor and whether the fly was at rest or on the wing when it met its rubbery destiny.

 

[Dotty]

Nah. The correct way to hunt flies is with an elastic band, twanged from the fingers.

Points are scored for distance, splat factor and whether the fly was at rest or on the wing when it met its rubbery destiny.

I used to hunt winged critters like this. The last time resulted in an eerily quiet evening in the Croppie household......

 

[townfanjon]

If I can be bothered walking to the van and want a laugh, I use the old rothenburger superfire.
One trip through the flame and they are all history.

 

[JCplumb]

I like to flick them with a twirled up tea towel, I'm seriously some kind of tea towel ninja, last week I was 3 for 3, 2 stationary and one in flight.
When they're not flying the trick is to aim just behind them as they take off backwards when jumping to fly off.
I may or may not have too much time on my hands sometimes...

 

[zeebeedee]

Be tactful, drink a whole bottle of whiskey and pass out in the same room giving it an easy and last meal as it will die of alcohol poisoning.

 

[Best]

I get insects out just by opening windows & catching them in clear plastic cups with a bit of card over it, or I use a sheet of paper to throw them from the window to the opening.
I don't want any spiders or bees to expire tbh, but I guess ordinary flies are pests.
You could use a shotgun to blast any flies inside your house!
There is one that is a salt gun works by air. Check out salt gun on YouTube.

 

[Ray Stafford]

I'm seriously some kind of tea towel ninja

Quote of the week. The world salutes a tea towel ninja

 

[kay-jay]

Quote of the week. The world salutes a tea towel ninja

I agree.
Possibly the best thing joe has ever uttered. And ive heard a lot more of his utterings than you guys.
I assure you most of it is drivel

Sorry joe

 

[AWheating]

Badminton racket kills most flying pests.

 

[JCplumb]

I agree.
Possibly the best thing joe has ever uttered. And ive heard a lot more of his utterings than you guys.
I assure you most of it is drivel

Sorry joe

Like that is it?
Haha you (quickly checks to see if this topic is in the arms or not) complete steward of some bar somewhere...
Did you get that blocked loo job I passed your way a couple of weeks ago? From what she said it sounded like a wholemeal porridge job...

 

[Dotty]

Wholemeal porridge?????????

 

[Toxic Ted]

Be tactful, drink a whole bottle of whiskey and pass out in the same room giving it an easy and last meal as it will die of alcohol poisoning.

Not if its a jockanese mozzie.......he will just pre order the taxi before he leaves home and pick his mates up on the way.

 

[turnpin]

Saw a sign in a Turkish bar that said ...if you kill a mosquito look out for the twenty thousand that come to the funeral.....regards Turnpin:hand:

 

[SimonG]

The weapon of choice.

 

[turnpin]

View attachment 19409The weapon of choice.

Looks good is it available in king size..you had to see the size of the one that drew blood from me !!!.....lol regards Turnpinunk:

 

[SimonG]

Brought two back from Tenerife. Not as good as the ones we brought back from Canada. This one has a gaurd over the electrified bit, the others didnt, far more effective.

 

[rpm]

Give it to brum if it`s 3 phase then he can practise his wiring skills :hand: