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If I open mine now there'll be no presents left under the tree. :(
 
SimonG said:
View attachment 16386Guilty m'lud. But just now. To say i'm impressed is an understatement.
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Have you cracked it open yet?
I'll join you in a wee dram

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I had to ask my Mrs to check my pressie out in case it wasnt for family viewing...she says its fine but I just cant work out the grin she had on her face..At least I know its not a butt plug, thank God, I do prefer to choose my own.....
 
kay-jay said:
Big girl!
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For one night only :)

So whats the difference to a non whiskey man between your cheaper whiskies and your nice single malts. I know it makes me sound like a heathen but only ever tasted whiskey once.
 
SimonG said:
For one night only :)

So whats the difference to a non whiskey man between your cheaper whiskies and your nice single malts. I know it makes me sound like a heathen but only ever tasted whiskey once.
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The price !!! Lol
 
SimonG said:
For one night only :)

So whats the difference to a non whiskey man between your cheaper whiskies and your nice single malts. I know it makes me sound like a heathen but only ever tasted whiskey once.
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Well cheaper ones are a blend of several individual unpalatable whiskies which together hope to fool idiots into the belief that the total is somehow greater than the sum of its parts.

A single malt is precisely that. One strain of malt that is fermented and is in and of itself worthy of drinking without drowning the fecker in diet coke.....
 
TomLane said:
Unless you're at a party & someone's kindly dropped one in there for you! ;-)
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Thats a government lie that myth! I attempted this for years left my drink near all kinds of dodgy people over the years mot one of the tight gits slipped one in!
 
zeebeedee said:
Thats a government lie that myth! I attempted this for years left my drink near all kinds of dodgy people over the years mot one of the tight gits slipped one in!
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Maybe not in your drink!

Either that, or you didn't notice because you'd consumed so many!!
 
SimonG said:
For one night only :)

So whats the difference to a non whiskey man between your cheaper whiskies and your nice single malts. I know it makes me sound like a heathen but only ever tasted whiskey once.
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Oh. Screwed that up then! :)
 
I must confess I've opened mine. Jules asked me on behalf of the sender whether I'd be offended by anything so I was a bit worried about opening it Xmas day as I'm spending it with the in-laws.

Thank you very much whoever sent it, a very thoughtful and useful gift, very much appreciated indeed! :)
 
I'm getting worried by the great quality of some of these gifts. I'd like to apologise to my victim in advance!
 
not opened mine either. i would like to also apologise to my recipient if they are disappointed with their gift.
 
Lot of worried people if you've sent me something **** feel free to send additional gifts to top it up
 
Gray0689 said:
How much was we meant to spend
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julesverne said:
After croppie getting nice pressies of Stout I thought this would be a laugh for all so here goes UKPF's very own Secret Santa

anybody wishing to take part pm me your name and address no names addresses will be passed on to anyone other than the UKPF member drawn to get your pressie.

the rules are as follows these may be amended or added too slightly if they conflict with any policies of the UKPF and the fact that i am making the rules up as i go along :santa3::presents1::santa::santa5::santa_cheesy:

Rules

1. pm me your name and address
2. closing date is 30th November 2013
3. suggested limit for spending is ten whole English pounds sterling. Any less your tight git but its upto you if want to spend more.
4. If you do not wish to receive a pressie that may be deemed offensive or of a sexual nature please say so in your PM
5. if you receive a name that states they do not want a pressie of an offensive or sexual nature please respect this members do have young kids etc and may open it front of them.
6. all members who enter you name will be put in a pot and drawn by my missus you will receive your name on the 1st december.
7. if you enter please honour your participation by sending the present to the address.
8. you can't open your pressie till christmas day .
9. yes i know its hard to wait but you'll just have too.
10. post a pic of your pressies on this thread.
11. no spoilers. red herrings and specualtion are fine but no spoilers
12. most importantly no names can be mentioned till christmas day.
13. this is a bit laugh so please treat it as such.

HO HO HO

i know its a bit early but will need to get the names in and give people time to get pressie's and send them out.
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A tenner(ish) or a bit more
 
I had to decide what to get the northerner who has everything.

Obviously nothing that requires electricity. Or reading and writing.

I thought about a flint-knapping kit, or something amazing like a box of matches ("Look - magic wood make FIRE!") but decided that this might be considered patronising.

Tricky stuff this secret santa thing.
 
Ray Stafford said:
I had to decide what to get the northerner who has everything.

Obviously nothing that requires electricity. Or reading and writing.

I thought about a flint-knapping kit, or something amazing like a box of matches ("Look - magic wood make FIRE!") but decided that this might be considered patronising.

Tricky stuff this secret santa thing.
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Just a pen would of been like black magic
Lol says the norther lad I'm from Lancashire or to bod that's the winning rose lol
 
I'd like to think my recipient appreciates their present.

I went practical & personal!

I'd assumed a personalised set of handkerchiefs would be acceptable!
 
I bought my recipient something practical. And personal. And it also lets him know how I think of him!
 
TomLane said:
I'd like to think my recipient appreciates their present.

I went practical & personal!

I'd assumed a personalised set of handkerchiefs would be acceptable!
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Depends if they are scented or not :)
 
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