Ray I'm having a nightmare .....

[Riley]

Hi Ray I'm dealing with the customer from hell who keeps changing her mind re what I'm fitting. She's a lovely lady but couldn't make a decision if her life depended on it. I gave her one of the bathroom in a bag bundles and she said. "Oh won't you choose for me?" I kid you not. She then said "I do have a life I'm not really up for sifting through brochures". It's a shame you don't get vulgar coloured suites anymore as I'd put one in as my best guess. :wink:

My question is hypothetically if I order from the website over a weekend what day would I receive said order, all being well of course

 

[lame plumber]

stupid boy!

 

[Riley]

I know I keep telling myself this but she's a friend of my mothers and my son would love to do your bathroom blah blah blah

im getting a cynical edge by the hour :smile:

 

[lame plumber]

she wants you to explain all thats on offer then she will rag you bag you shag you and spit you out, after all thats what one's mum's mates do, isnt it.


checks we are in the arms before hitting return

 

[Riley]

She really is a lovely lady just an utter space cadet but my god I understand why her husband left

 

[Masood]

She really is a lovely lady just an utter space cadet but my god I understand why her husband left

Lonely divorcee, check.
Bit ditzy, check.
MILF? Get in there Riley!

 

[Riley]

Dear lord noooooooooo!!!!!!

 

[Ray Stafford]

Hi Ray I'm dealing with the customer from hell who keeps changing her mind re what I'm fitting. She's a lovely lady but couldn't make a decision if her life depended on it. I gave her one of the bathroom in a bag bundles and she said. "Oh won't you choose for me?" I kid you not. She then said "I do have a life I'm not really up for sifting through brochures". It's a shame you don't get vulgar coloured suites anymore as I'd put one in as my best guess. :wink:

My question is hypothetically if I order from the website over a weekend what day would I receive said order, all being well of course

If its stock stuff, order over the weekend, then we pack and ship on Monday, you get it Tuesday. If its not stock, we order it Monday, it should arrive Tuesday, and we ship same day to reach you on Weds.

However, please note this disclaimer in bold red text on our website. Say what you like about us, but we dont hide the truth in small print!

Would you like to book the return now? We all know that whatever you order, its going to get returned. So why not cut out the middleman, and just leave it in our warehouse?

 

[lame plumber]

best book the return, he wont have any strength left after a weekend working for, sorry on her