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Most American car horns honk in the key of F.
 
A pig's ****** lasts for 30 minutes.
 
That's for numerous reasons though :wink:
 
See Ray this could easily make 300 posts
 
Chinese proverb

Man with big tool is a very lucky man so long as he can use tool.
If he cannot use said tool then he himself becomes tool.
 
Riley said:
A pig's ****** lasts for 30 minutes.
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not everything you read on line is true!! However a Boar (not Croppie thats spelt Bore :) )does have a wonderful routine to go through with his corkscrew shaped *****, that locks into the sows corkscrew fanny that means they lock together and once he is aboard he just sits atop till all's done, not a lot of humping occurs, just that the lucky lass moving around seems to do the trip. And as the final encore Boar ***** is very fluid to start and to ensure it all stays in, he finishes with a nice thick Mucous wad to seal it all in and stop it dribbling down her legs, which must put a smile on his face as that wops into the old lass. The whole process can take a few minute to a rather long time depending on how good the old lad is a his job, the youngsters tend to run around getting excited rather than hopping aboard, typical of most apprentices really :)
 
Light can be considered as magnetic radiation and a photon ( particle)

More interestingly tea tastes much better when made in a pot
 
needs to brew for min of 3 minutes, Mr Twining said that a couple of days back :)
 
lame plumber said:
not everything you read on line is true!! However a Boar (not Croppie thats spelt Bore :) )does have a wonderful routine to go through with his corkscrew shaped *****, that locks into the sows corkscrew fanny that means they lock together and once he is aboard he just sits atop till all's done, not a lot of humping occurs, just that the lucky lass moving around seems to do the trip. And as the final encore Boar ***** is very fluid to start and to ensure it all stays in, he finishes with a nice thick Mucous wad to seal it all in and stop it dribbling down her legs, which must put a smile on his face as that wops into the old lass. The whole process can take a few minute to a rather long time depending on how good the old lad is a his job, the youngsters tend to run around getting excited rather than hopping aboard, typical of most apprentices really :)
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That is some awesome and very detailed knowledge
 
Old man kept pigs and I went to Agricultural College as a younger person to learn farming, which immediately went into recession when I left to start farming!!!!!!!!!!
 
Squirrels are the only other creature known to man that has a form of "cooking" in perpetration of its food.

it is believed that they burry their nuts not for hiding but as a form of fermentation.
 
a dog can physically sh*t more than it eats !
 
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WinstonChurchill said:
we shall fight on the beaches,
we shall fight on the landing grounds,
we shall fight in the fields and in the streets,
we shall fight in the hills;
we shall never surrender
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Every single word of that passage from the famous speech is etymologically derived from Anglo Saxon. Except the last word. We had to borrow "surrender" from the French. [/FONT]
 
ww2 fact. The yanks really arent our friends..they considered bombing us out of the suez canal and Churchill had a mare trying to get them to join in. If it wasnt for the japs forcing there hand we'd be germanic (again).
 
I actually hate the yanks no knowledge of engineering or benefits to the planet unless it's stolen from another country.
Break them down and they really are a backward idiocy of a country
 
Whyme said:
ww2 fact. The yanks really arent our friends..they considered bombing us out of the suez canal and Churchill had a mare trying to get them to join in. If it wasnt for the japs forcing there hand we'd be germanic (again).
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Not strictly true. The president at the time (can't remember who) Roosevelt I think wanted to join in, but public opinion was against it. Being a foreign war hundreds of miles away. Japan was of a group that included Italy and Germany, when the japs bombed pearl harbour it was the push needed to swing American public opinion.
 
The Angles, the Saxons and the Jutes, three Germanic tribes, settled in the period AD 400-550. Anglo-Saxon England was divided up into seven kingdoms.
 
Could explain my surname coming from Germany travelling through Europe

Does point to Germanic origins

If you read books on ancient Europe Germany does play big part
 
As of today: if you type "coventry plumbing and heating" into google search, you'll find my website
coventry plumbing and heating and coventry boiler services
and my facebook page:
https://www.************/coventryplumbingandheating
are now both on page 1 Google SERPS for the search term entered.
I believe this to be the most pointless, pointless fact which will be entered on this thread today.
 
If you throw a cat out of a window it lands on its feet.If you drop a piece of bread and butter it lands butter side down.What happens if you tie a piece of bread and butter to the cats back then throw it out the window?
 
brum said:
If you throw a cat out of a window it lands on its feet.If you drop a piece of bread and butter it lands butter side down.What happens if you tie a piece of bread and butter to the cats back then throw it out the window?
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You get arrested?
 
wetdrip said:
As of today: if you type "coventry plumbing and heating" into google search, you'll find my website
coventry plumbing and heating and coventry boiler services
and my facebook page:
https://www.************/coventryplumbingandheating
are now both on page 1 Google SERPS for the search term entered.
I believe this to be the most pointless, pointless fact which will be entered on this thread today.
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If you can change Vaillants that cheap you can do a few for me and I'll keep the rest of the money.
 
wetdrip said:
As of today: if you type "coventry plumbing and heating" into google search, you'll find my website
coventry plumbing and heating and coventry boiler services
and my facebook page:
https://www.************/coventryplumbingandheating
are now both on page 1 Google SERPS for the search term entered.
I believe this to be the most pointless, pointless fact which will be entered on this thread today.
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Nobody will google that phrase mate, or not as many. Tailor it to Coventry plumbers and plumber Coventry etc think about it you wouldn't put Coventry plumbing and heating if you was looking for a plumber
 
brum said:
If you throw a cat out of a window it lands on its feet.If you drop a piece of bread and butter it lands butter side down.What happens if you tie a piece of bread and butter to the cats back then throw it out the window?
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You send the cat into an existential and paradoxical turmoil.

It's an experiment Shrödinger considered before he shut the cat in a box proving, without doubt, it was possible for the cat to be alive, dead and every stage in between.

Electricians have never heard of Shrödinger's cat.......
 
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Surely everyone's familiar with this quantum mechanics experiment.
 
brum said:
if you throw a cat out of a window it lands on its feet.if you drop a piece of bread and butter it lands butter side down.what happens if you tie a piece of bread and butter to the cats back then throw it out the window?
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Trumped!
 
Leo21 said:
If you can change Vaillants that cheap you can do a few for me and I'll keep the rest of the money.
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The offers or only there as a "test" as is the site, as it's still being updated and upgraded. In fact nothing more than a skeleton site, as I'm still trying to get my head around Googles Algo which seems to chop and change on a daily basis. I could well find coventry plumbing and heating and coventry boiler services on page 3 google serps this afternoon!
Once I've sorted out just what offers can be placed thereon, I'll sort those tags and redo all the content in order to sustain good google serps...touchwood.
 
PlumbersMate said:
Nobody will google that phrase mate, or not as many. Tailor it to Coventry plumbers and plumber Coventry etc think about it you wouldn't put Coventry plumbing and heating if you was looking for a plumber
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That's the one I'm working on now; however I cannot do what's required until December, as that's when the new easy to remember phone number and contact details will be placed on the site, plus all other new links and good content, which is king etc. My hands are tied until then.

The biggest problem , I see, we all face is: yell and yellow pages and such like being given priority by googles algo. That is one big hurdle, plus the parked sites which forward link information about local plumbers and such like.

Search for Coventry plumbers:
My facebook page is SERPS 7
WEBSITE SERPS 11
Would as well being on the moon with those SERPS results.

I could attain Google page 1 SERPS for the search term Coventry plumbers within a week or so, but this woud be pointless, as I'd only be passing work on to others. December/January is the time for that SERPS search result. As the site will be totally live then.

P.S. As a little tester, I've, only now, just changed a few pieces on site and now show for the search term "Coventry plumbing" not Coventry plumber, as I do not wish to be on page 1 now.
Google page 1 for the facebook page
Google page 3 for the www.coventryplumbingandheating.co.uk

SIMPLES.
 
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