Kids say the funniest things

[wetshoes]

Over the weekend my daughter was practicing her spellings. As part of it she has to spell the word then write a sentence of at least 10 words that includes the chosen word. Amongst them this week was Electrician.

She battered through all the others and then sat with this one for ages. I went out to make a cuppa, came back in and she says 'Dad, I've done it, look' I take a look and she's written:

My dad says electricians are better than plumbers because they don't smell.

I think she meant to put plumber and electrician the other way round. Well I blooming hope so anyway!

 

[Pmhplumb]

They say kids say the funniest things!

My sister was showing my 7yr old daughter pictures of her 2 cats,
my daughter said "I can tell which is which".
"how's that then?" My sis replied
"I can tell by the under carriage!"

I peed myself!

 

[townfanjon]

My pals little lad ( think about 5 at the time) is playing in the kitchen , pal des and his missis are carefully watching some action movie, his lad is happy playing , not interested in the film. Anyway doorbell goes and des is out side for ages and leaves his missis watching the film, he comes back half an hour latter, hadnt realised his missis had nodded off , walks into the room and says have i missed much?, little lad sticks his head up from behind the sofa and says nah dad, 'theres just one fecker to go. Lol lol

 

[Sparkgap]

Took a load of kids to London for a weekend many years ago. Sat night we had a walk around Soho and Piccadilly. One 11 yr old lad disappears, turns out he'd sneaked into one of those peep shows where you paid 50p to watch some lass stripping. When he finally reappeared 10 mins later we asked him (sarcastically) if he'd enjoyed it. His only comment was "She had dirty feet".

 

[missplumb]

my 9yr old daughter was asking me what an in-law was. after explaining it to her she said "will Harleys (her boyfriend) mam be my mother in law, i said kind of but your a bit young, she said " well nanna is your mother in law and its not as if you and mam are having sexual intercourse!!!!".
i nearly choked. i asked her where she had heard that term and she said from the movie Scream!!

Kids.:nono:

 

[Dotty]

How long before Harley disappears, never to be seen or heard of again....