He snapped his nob!

[Ermintrude]

Not as exciting as title may have u believe! Custard diagnosed with help from internet ( not ukpf) that his ecotec pro mkI needed a new diverter as ch wasn't working. He got diverter. I Fitted it , boiler wasn't working still. Shorts out stat / programmer??? Nothing. S97... Take cover off pcb to test potentiometer and square spline not moving when turning nob. Oops Internet got it wrong!

Don't do DIY diagnosis get a pro in instead of £350 it would have cost £125

 

[Rickster123]

125 quid for a nob?! Did you get croppie in?!

 

[Ermintrude]

No That's for 1hr of time and nob . Very reasonable when your as good licking as I!

 

[Dotty]

No That's for 1hr of time and nob . Very reasonable when your as good licking as I!

As good at licking????????

Whatever have we come to?

 

[lame plumber]

how does that break down then, you have 2 knobs, 1 to be replaced and 1 to do it costs for each?

 

[Kyle87]

I clicked on this thread expecting to be greeted with a horrific pic of a terrible accident.

I'm disappointed!!

 

[lame plumber]

Well on the news today was the report on the Russian activist , who in protest, nailed his bits (genitalia/knob etc in case it wasnt clear) to the cobblestones outside the kremlin!!!!!!!!!! I for one failed to see how you can bang a nail into the cobblestones without hitting your thumb at some point, as cobblestones are hard and slippery, which has got to hurt Oh and he stayed there for an hour before releasing himself!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[lame plumber]

here he is!!!!!

 

[julesverne]

probably doesnt have balls of steel or he wouldnt have been able to get the nails through

 

[erpkid]

here he is!!!!! View attachment 15753

That has made me very uncomfortable.......

 

[lame plumber]

I was driving and it made my eyes water at the thought, having seen what he has done before, I can only assume he likes pain and is a total fruit cake

 

[mountainman]

The guy must be nuts!

 

[Ermintrude]

Twinge!

 

[Crinkmeister]

I wonder if he woke up that morning and said to himself - "I don't fancy going to work today, I think I'll strip off and go down to the kremlin and nail my nuts to the floor or shall I go to Tescoski and get the shopping?"

 

[oz-plumber]

Hi Lame,

If I was intent on driving a nail through my testicles into cobblestones, and I hit my thumb,
I don't think that the pain of hitting my thumb would deter me much from what I set out to do.

On a lighter note - are there not easier ways of getting your point across - obviously not!!!

 

[kay-jay]

The guy must be nuts!

Apparently now he's just nut.