bald, beer belly and out of my depth

[Spanish]

Hello to you all, just getting started after a glorious career in uniform (I was a lolly pop man) or to be PC I was a highways safety crossing guard (only joking) late 4o's with a penchant for reading and following instructions, so hope that stands me in good stead.

I've blethered on now and not eve offered to make a brew, sorry!

Spanish

 

[Dotty]

Mine's a Lapsang Souchong please.

Oh, and welcome.

 

[Masood]

Hola senor Spanish! I'll have a San Miguel por favor.

 

[Masood]

Mine's a Lapsang Souchong please.

You need professional help croppie...

 

[gasmanrob]

Sounds like something app would drink!

Welcome Spanish. Sangria all round then

 

[Dotty]

You need professional help croppie...

If I come to yours I would expect a professionally made chai.

Justa lika mama used to maka!

 

[Masood]

If I come to yours I would expect a professionally made chai.

Justa lika mama used to maka!

Of course, sahib! Proper home-made samosas, pakoras and aloo tikkis as well...

 

[Spanish]

Cheers all, I will buy you all a Cruz Campo when we next meet up.

just wondering when I will get my own wee helper, or do I only get one once I am a full member?

can I name him/her? I do like the name Gertrude for a boy and Gertrude for a girl, if anyone has a Gertrude they are thinking of getting rid of...just let me know

Cheers all

Spanish
Apprenticer trikcyclist

 

[REDSAW]

Mine's a Lapsang Souchong please.

Oh, and welcome.

whats your 'g' strings got to do with it?