Write out 100 times "I shall not feed the troll".

[Ray Stafford]

Is it me, or is the tw@t count rising recently on the public board?

 

[SimonG]

Oh yes. A real chain puller.

 

[SimonG]

Trolls been nipped in the bud. I thought it might get me through till after Corrie

 

[Rickster123]

I like to sit back and watch it all kick off. I'm gutted that last one got closed before we found out what business he runs.

 

[SimonG]

I like to sit back and watch it all kick off. I'm gutted that last one got closed before we found out what business he runs.

Apparently 'Rated People'.

 

[Ray Stafford]

I like to sit back and watch it all kick off. I'm gutted that last one got closed before we found out what business he runs.

trolls 'r' us.

thumbless flipwit.

 

[Dotty]

Wouldn't have been long before he retreated and you all turned on each other. The blood was in the water........

 

[Leo21]

But why do we all get drawn in?

 

[Dotty]

But why do we all get drawn in?

Because you're all thumbless flipwits too...........

 

[AWheating]

what troll?

 

[Leo21]

Because you're all thumbless flipwits too...........

Have a Hobgoblin on me.

 

[lame plumber]

Wouldn't have been long before he retreated and you all turned on each other. The blood was in the water........

oooh lifeboat shout

 

[Dotty]

Have a Hobgoblin on me.

/infraction on... Leo.... 240,000 points.

DON'T WIND UP CROPPIE AS HE EMBARKS ON A WEEK OF ENFORCED SOBRIETY!

 

[SimonG]

/infraction on... Leo.... 240,000 points.

DON'T WIND UP CROPPIE AS HE EMBARKS ON A WEEK OF ENFORCED SOBRIETY!

But he didnt say when Probably meant its in the pump for you

 

[Leo21]

Oh bugger.

 

[lame plumber]

/infraction on... Leo.... 240,000 points.

DON'T WIND UP CROPPIE AS HE EMBARKS ON A WEEK OF ENFORCED SOBRIETY!

is sex off the menu as well? wouldnt want you being tired as you work on expensive equipment

 

[Rickster123]

View attachment 17861 Oh bugger.

green giant ant is a step too far, even for me!

 

[Ray Stafford]

DON'T WIND UP CROPPIE AS HE EMBARKS ON A WEEK OF ENFORCED SOBRIETY!

John, I need some advice.

I have a classic French bordeaux, rich and velvety with more than a hint of oak.

I also have a gorgeous rounded Aussie Shiraz, full of raspberry and blackcurranty flavours.

Which should I uncork first?

 

[Rickster123]

Where did the ant come from? Damn iPad!

 

[Resolute]

is sex off the menu as well? wouldnt want you being tired as you work on expensive equipment

Surely Croppie wouldn'tbe tired after 5 seconds of energetic work out!

 

[Dotty]

is sex off the menu as well? wouldnt want you being tired as you work on expensive equipment

I'm bad enough with ne beer, can you imagine it if Mrs Croppie denied me too?

I'd have the axe and be knocking on each of your doors..........

"Come out, come out! Croppie wants to play with your entrails!"

 

[Dotty]

Surely Croppie wouldn'tbe tired after 5 seconds of energetic work out!

And that includes foreplay.... Or "Brace yourself...." as I like to call it.........

 

[Dotty]

John, I need some advice.

I have a classic French bordeaux, rich and velvety with more than a hint of oak.

I also have a gorgeous rounded Aussie Shiraz, full of raspberry and blackcurranty flavours.

Which should I uncork first?

Neither. Each are poisonous unto Nuggan.

I shall pray to the Duchess for your soul.

 

[Dotty]

View attachment 17861 Oh bugger.

Take it you're on the cup cakes.....

 

[lame plumber]

John, I need some advice.

I have a classic French bordeaux, rich and velvety with more than a hint of oak.

I also have a gorgeous rounded Aussie Shiraz, full of raspberry and blackcurranty flavours.

Which should I uncork first?

Bordeaux rich in tannin first and slosh down the Shiraz later, John would do that, wouldn't you John? croppie? you out there? naw he is banging his head on a wall somewhere, still time for a whisky eh Ray

 

[Ray Stafford]

Bordeaux rich in tannin first and slosh down the Shiraz later, John would do that, wouldn't you John? croppie? you out there? naw he is banging his head on a wall somewhere, still time for a whisky eh Ray

Well, you are probably right Lame, but I really feel I need the unique input that only JC can provide. After all, with initials like that, turning water into wine is a bit "so last millennia".

In the end I decided to test drive a 2012 catalanian red. You couldn't call it subtle, but its working for a living. Yum yum.

 

[lame plumber]

cheer up croppie feast yer eyes on this :

 

[Toxic Ted]

Wouldn't have been long before he retreated and you all turned on each other. The blood was in the water........

More poo in the pool than blood in the water!

 

[Leo21]

Take it you're on the cup cakes.....

The drench is for you Johm and there's a breezier thing at the back for AP, the cup cakes are for Zeb. Hands off.

 

[Ray Stafford]

The Invisible Gorilla: And Other Ways Our Intuitions Deceive Us

 

[Dotty]

Well, you are probably right Lame, but I really feel I need the unique input that only JC can provide. After all, with initials like that, turning water into wine is a bit "so last millennia".

In the end I decided to test drive a 2012 catalanian red. You couldn't call it subtle, but its working for a living. Yum yum.

I'm a dab hand at turning wine into water.

Piece of pyshe.......

 

[lame plumber]

had to laugh, court baliffs on tv just quoted £218 an hour to be on a visit, they only carry screw drivers to replace locks and crow bars to get in !!!!!!!!!!