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After being told by my mrs that I seem to detest everyone on tv I'll start the list...

Bruce Forsyth
Davina McCall
alan carr
Piers Morgan
my ex mrs
Andy Murray
daddy pig
phil Taylor.
 
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Toxic Ted said:
Better be quick John....you'll need a passport to visit the foreign gits before too long
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Oi! We accept anyone into our fine land.. We even accept " foreign pound notes" which is more than I can say about darn sarf!...
anyway johns been in already so he'll get immunity (or is that sanctuary)???
 
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zeebeedee said:
People who call there son neville neville
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Have you ever seen Jason Manford explanation as to why he's called Neville Neville? It's brilliant. Would post a link if I knew how

[video=youtube;uPNIO9pScjw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPNIO9pScjw[/video]
 
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Its an internet forum, you have to take people as they appear. I'll give anybody the benefit of the doubt............to start with :)
 
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wetherspoons!! when they tell you not to come in wearing building work clothes in the morning as it isnt nice for other customers having their cheap breakfast and then in the evening they let in a double decker bus load hen party of absolute mingers in ***** pelmets and the first 10 through the door are over 20 stone, that really put me off my beer!!!!!!!!!!, especially the one who had to readjust whatever it was not covering her minge as it had been swallowed, well thats what most of the pub saw as she waddled in and bent down and fiddled around.
 
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B****y builders that can't keep to a schedule, (re-scheduled us 3 times with less than 8 hours notice) hires a 'heating engineer' that doesn't know what the current water regs, building regs or part L are and then changes the airing cupboard around 90° so no-one will ever be able to get to the controls, pump or valves, forgets to wire the immersion and hides the heating controls on the inside the airing cupboard where no-one can see to set up or adjust. - Guess what we won't be accepting any more jobs that he's on!
 
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lame plumber said:
wetherspoons!! when they tell you not to come in wearing building work clothes in the morning as it isnt nice for other customers having their cheap breakfast and then in the evening they let in a double decker bus load hen party of absolute mingers in ***** pelmets and the first 10 through the door are over 20 stone, that really put me off my beer!!!!!!!!!!, especially the one who had to readjust whatever it was not covering her minge as it had been swallowed, well thats what most of the pub saw as she waddled in and bent down and fiddled around.
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Pass the me the mind bleach.
 
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The guy who's boiler we are changing just now, he must have big time OCD, wearing ovvies, knee pads and a hard hat...in your on home....when doing a bit of wiring.
His phrase seems to be... that's not how i imagined it... a pure cock :(
 
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Leo21 said:
Customers who tell me repeatedly that "it was ok this morning" or " I think it's just thermostat"
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Customers who try to move the cylinder you've just removed, after you repeatedly tell them don't worry I don't need a hand, and spill brown water on their carpet.....actually come to think of it it was hilarious
 
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I like ones who complain and then are made to look like a penas. Doing a warm air bloke was a joiner or some other low skill job...

He cottoned on to one of our newly qualified was a bit shy . Starts complaining about his work. Why this why that, couldn't you have done this blah blah blah . Nothing even remotely sensible ( asked that boiler be mounted on Formica ! He was told no 18mm ply or another wall.... Tells lad that he's not happy and he can take all the rads off he has done and do them properly as he's not happy that the "lazy" fitter has not mirrored the rad brackets... Tried to explain but stopped mid sentence and told, look I know all the excuses and rubbish I was a site Forman, I want it done against so they are all mirrored and I want the holes filled. I'm going out now and will be back at 5 will you be finished? Lads were fuming. Mirrored every rad bracket filled every hole commissioned and left. He called up to complain that his rads weren't parallel with wall. Told him that he instructed us and as such would need to pay to change it. Went back and I struggled to keep a straight face. Wanted to high five lads in front of him but that would be rude considering it was gonna cost £150 to swap all brackets round
 
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