what is it ?

[on31ll]

Ok,a man made something but he did not need it
So the man who made it sold it
The man who bought it did not use it
The man who used it never knew he had it?????

What is it? ?

 

[mitchellcook]

Nooo. This is gonna bug me now!

 

[snowhead]

Coffin.

 

[on31ll]

well done snow head !

somehow this didnt go as far as i thought !

 

[on31ll]

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

 

[snowhead]

well done snow head !

somehow this didnt go as far as i thought !

It's sad but relevant, I'm just buying a coffin and it's not for me that's how I got it so quick.

 

[snowhead]

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

I think I'll dip out on this one and let someone else have a go.

 

[villa_tom]

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

A towel

 

[Dotty]

How far into the woods can a dog run?

 

[on31ll]

How far into the woods can a dog run?

as far as you can see ?

 

[on31ll]

yer its a towel

 

[Keefy]

When you turn a light on, where does the dark go?

 

[villa_tom]

How far into the woods can a dog run?

Half way ;-)

 

[villa_tom]

What word looks the same upside down and backwards?

 

[Rickster123]

What word looks the same upside down and backwards?

Oxo..

 

[Dotty]

Half way ;-)

Why halfway, you're right, but why?

 

[Dotty]

What does a man do standing, a woman do sitting, and a dog do with one leg raised?

 

[Rickster123]

Why halfway, you're right, but why?

Because it gets stuck in a bear trap and bleeds to death

 

[villa_tom]

Why halfway, you're right, but why?

Because the its running out of the woods, not into the woods, smart arse

 

[villa_tom]

What does a man do standing, a woman do sitting, and a dog do with one leg raised?

Shake hands

 

[on31ll]

What does a man do standing, a woman do sitting, and a dog do with one leg raised?

Wee ? Or is that a trap ?

 

[on31ll]

It's sad but relevant, I'm just buying a coffin and it's not for me that's how I got it so quick.

Just buy a site box mate ! Much cheaper !

 

[plumber0808]

what word looks the same upside down and backwards?

boob

Edit: in capitals it keeps putting it in lower case

 

[Dotty]

Because it gets stuck in a bear trap and bleeds to death

What is wrong with you?

 

[Dotty]

A towel

Half way ;-)

Because the its running out of the woods, not into the woods, smart arse

Shake hands

And if you ever wanted proof that there's a very real likelyhood that you're the prawn of my loins........

There's no way you're a full Brummielander!!!!!

 

[on31ll]

You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

 

[CXR100]

corn on the cob!!!!what has one horn and gives milk????

 

[villa_tom]

And if you ever wanted proof that there's a very real likelyhood that you're the prawn of my loins........

!

I doubt it I'm 5' 11"

 

[Dotty]

I doubt it I'm 5' 11"

I might've used a step ladder....

 

[Dotty]

corn on the cob!!!!what has one horn and gives milk????

A milkman.

A boat has a ladder that has six rungs. Each rung is one foot apart. The bottom rung is one foot from the water. The tide rises 12 inches every 15 minutes. High tide peaks in one hour.

When the tide is at its highest, how many rungs are under water?

 

[stoker122]

A milkman.

A boat has a ladder that has six rungs. Each rung is one foot apart. The bottom rung is one foot from the water. The tide rises 12 inches every 15 minutes. High tide peaks in one hour.

When the tide is at its highest, how many rungs are under water?

None.

 

[kay-jay]

I doubt it I'm 5' 11"

Maybe in heels wee man

 

[CXR100]

none, unless that boat is called titanic

 

[turnpin]

3 pal`s have a meal waiter say`s £30 please all chip in £10 waiter say`s tight b`s to himself girl on the till say`s mistake ..over charged should be £25 so he keep`s £2 and give`s them £1 back each say`s sorry and walk`s away ......so they have all paid £9 each..+£2 he kept ....3x9=27+2=29 where is the missing pound? regards turnpin

 

[villa_tom]

3 pal`s have a meal waiter say`s £30 please all chip in £10 waiter say`s tight b`s to himself girl on the till say`s mistake ..over charged should be £25 so he keep`s £2 and give`s them £1 back each say`s sorry and walk`s away ......so they have all paid £9 each..+£2 he kept ....3x9=27+2=29 where is the missing pound? regards turnpin

You are hurting my brain :-(