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[Nostrum]

I just hope it doesn't have the same sort of stains as the last order you tried to return.

Well it wasn't quite what I was expecting when I ordered a 2" bush, and neither were the cock washers.

 

[kay-jay]

We don't sell them. We give them to carefully selected customers as part of our corporate social responsibility programme. To stop the undesirables from breeding.

Did yours turn up ok?

Yes thanks. I ordered them as a gift for croppies birthday.

 

[Ermintrude]

He wasn't really born, so can't have a birthday. You could have a going online day? Back in 1995 June 11th 1.34pm Dr dan "Frankenstein" flicked the switch. And modularis croppitus was on line. By 2pm he had banned and shamed thousands!

 

[Dotty]

He wasn't really born, so can't have a birthday. You could have a going online day? Back in 1995 June 11th 1.34pm Dr dan "Frankenstein" flicked the switch. And modularis croppitus was on line. By 2pm he had banned and shamed thousands!

If that hadn't made me snigger the way it did.........

 

[REDSAW]

i might be more tempted in paying 5% more on the goods and get free postage (the %5 passed on to customer)!!