The Yorkshire thread

[Harvest Fields]

Here one I saw earlier

 

[Darren Jackson]

Here one I saw earlier

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Got times wrong Harvest, we're at twerk 08:00 - 15:00, then off t pub wit ferret int pocket for a pint o cask.

 

[townfanjon]

A Yorkshireman and a Lancastrian man were sat next to each other on a train. A beautiful woman comes and sits down in their compartment during a stop, and then the train continues on moving.

As the train goes through a tunnel, suddenly the carriage is pitch black, as there was a problem with the lighting. All the passengers hear a kissing noise, then a loud slapping sound. The train emerges into daylight, and the Lancastrian is sat with a sore red cheek, but all else is normal.

The woman thought ‘that Lancastrian guy must have tried to kiss me, got the Yorkshireman instead and got slapped for it!’

The Lancastrian thought ‘That Yorkshireman must have kissed her, and she accidentally slapped me for it!’

The Yorkshireman thought ‘I can’t wait for the next tunnel. I’m gonna make that noise and give that Lancastrian fella another slap!’

 

[leelister6]

A man from Barnsley goes to the vet.
The vet says, "I hear you've got a problem with your cat."
"Aye," the man replies.
"Is it a tom?" the vet asks.
"No," the man says, "I brought it wi' me!"

 

[Harvest Fields]

A man from Barnsley goes to the vet.
The vet says, "I hear you've got a problem with your cat."
"Aye," the man replies.
"Is it a tom?" the vet asks.
"No," the man says, "I brought it wi' me!"

Just saw that one online. Still made me laugh.

 

[townfanjon]

 

[Darren Jackson]

Eating your chips without gravy or curry sauce is sacrilege in Yorkshire. While traditionally gravy was the preferred drizzle, curry sauce is also a popular choice. Dry chips are absolutely forbidden.

 

[Welder]

Is it just me, or does anyone else only like chips which have been sat a good while? I HATE fresh out of the pan chips.
You know 'old' chips aren't wasted so taste better

 

[Darren Jackson]

Is it just me, or does anyone else only like chips which have been sat a good while? I HATE fresh out of the pan chips.
You know 'old' chips aren't wasted so taste better

And a cold battered fish. Now that's proper champion.

 

[Welder]

And a cold battered fish. Now that's proper champion.

Strangly, I much prefer very lightly battered - bruised! Cannot stand cold chip oil (puking emoji)