The Yorkshire thread

[townfanjon]

I nic all these Yorkie threads from all over , I will try keep this thread running for a laugh .

 

[Welder]

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I nic all these Yorkie threads from all over , I will try keep this thread running for a laugh .

Brilliant

 

[ShaunCorbs]

Sheep

 

[townfanjon]

A Yorkshireman and a Lancastrian are driving head on, at night, on a twisty, dark road. Both are driving too fast for the conditions and collide on a sharp bend in the road.

To the amazement of both, they are unscathed, though their cars are both destroyed. In celebration of their luck, both agree to put aside their dislike for the other from that moment on. At this point, the Yorkshireman goes to the boot and fetches a 12 year old bottle of whisky.

He hands the bottle to the Lancastrian, whom exclaims,'' may Lancashire and Yorkshire live together forever, in peace, and harmony.'' The Lancastrian man then tips the bottle and gulps half of the bottle down. Still flabbergasted over the whole thing, he goes to hand the bottle to the Yorkshireman, whom replies:

''no thanks, I'll just wait till the Police get here!''

 

[Chuck]

A Yorkshireman and a Lancastrian are walking through a forest in the USA. Suddenly, they see a bear in the distance, coming towards towards them. The Yorkshireman stops, takes some running shoes from his bag and starts putting them on.

"You idiot...", says the Lancastrian, "...those won't help you outrun a bear!"

"I don’t have to outrun the bear,” the Yorkshireman replies. "I just have to outrun you."

 

[Darren Jackson]

There now't more annoying when some folks says they are travelling north, and put ‘I’m going ooooop north’. When Yorkshire folk say ‘up’, does it rhyme with ‘hoop’? No, it doesn’t – so it is just ‘up’, thanks.

 

[ShaunCorbs]

 

[Harvest Fields]

This you Town?

 

[townfanjon]

This you Town?

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Wish I had that much hair

 

[Darren Jackson]