Piece of cake this plumbing lark

[Ray Stafford]

Actually did some plumbing today.

I am hero of the hour for bringing Mother in Laws cistern back to life.

Torn diaphram washer. Demountable syphon. Took me longer to drink the tea than to fix it.

I don't know what you lot moan about - plumbing's easy peasy!

"Thats £60 plus VAT please madam..."

No wonder you all drive bentleys at the weekend.

 

[Rickster123]

Actually did some plumbing today.

I am hero of the hour for bringing Mother in Laws cistern back to life.

Torn diaphram washer. Demountable syphon. Took me longer to drink the tea than to fix it.

I don't know what you lot moan about - plumbing's easy peasy!

"Thats £60 plus VAT please madam..."

No wonder you all drive bentleys at the weekend.

I'm setting up a stall flogging copper tube and fernox. How do ya like them apples!?

 

[Ray Stafford]

I'm setting up a stall flogging copper tube and fernox.

You and everyone else with a spare bedroom and a broadband connection. Welcome to the party!

 

[Toxic Ted]

Actually did some plumbing today.

I am hero of the hour for bringing Mother in Laws cistern back to life.

Torn diaphram washer. Demountable syphon. Took me longer to drink the tea than to fix it.

I don't know what you lot moan about - plumbing's easy peasy!

"Thats £60 plus VAT please madam..."

No wonder you all drive bentleys at the weekend.

Fancy charging the MIL £60 plus vat.....far too cheap for a new years eve call out...

 

[IDCHAPPY]

Don't let the secrets out... else we'll have to kill you

 

[Ermintrude]

Where did you get gear from? Williams only sell to trade and most other merchants closed? Well done ray.... Hope you get a call back because the bath tap is dripping because its related to the bath.

 

[Masood]

No wonder you all drive bentleys at the weekend.

How wrong can you be? The Bentley is my work van. My weekend transport is a golden chariot pulled by 6 white stallions , driven by a team of Geordie virgins.
















OK, OK the last bit's a lie. There aren't enough virgins in Geordieland to make up a team...

 

[lame plumber]

How wrong can you be? The Bentley is my work van. My weekend transport is a golden chariot pulled by 6 white stallions , driven by a team of Geordie virgins.
















OK, OK the last bit's a lie. There aren't enough virgins in Geordieland to make up a team...

thought you were on about the 6 lads off to the brothel on their 14th birthdays

 

[oz-plumber]

Well done Ray,

I hope you didn't break a fingernail or get a paper cut opening the packet.

She must be some Mother In-law - for your to risk your male prowess, you dignity, your self worth and the rest of your life, on taking on a task that could have left in the 'Dog Box' for the rest of her years - you should thank God things are fixed.

God forbid it all went wrong.

What did you put the part down to?

Damaged stock?
Missing stock?
Warranty claim?

I certainly hope you didn't pay for it.

Well done

Oz

 

[Ermintrude]

Your a liar . No such thing as a Geordie Virgin