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[Guest123]

Going to hobble into church this weekend and ask God for a refund. Obviously the bloke knew nowt about 2 part ladders or he'd have intervened. rrr:

 

[SafeGasInstall]

better go to the pub and have few drinks with a stranger

 

[Guest123]

better go to the pub and have few drinks with a stranger

I did that and married her pal. Three years later we've got round to having our first conversation as well. :devilish:

 

[petercj]

Going to hobble into church this weekend and ask God for a refund. Obviously the bloke knew nowt about 2 part ladders or he'd have intervened. rrr:

Apparently there's only 3 steps to heaven, so there might not be any cover for two part ladders!

 

[lame plumber]

mate of mine broke his finger using an sds fm B & Q, clutch failed to work, complained and got £1800 for his troubles!

 

[Ray Stafford]

mate of mine broke his finger using an sds fm B & Q, clutch failed to work, complained and got £1800 for his troubles!

So what are you saying? The big shed does better deals than God?

Not even in my worst nightmares...