My beloved ford transit

[Masood]

Hands off masood

How serious are you Lee? I need a van soon and I think this would fit the bill. You did express interest first, but if you're not going to go for it, I'll go take a look this week before that young whippersnapper Billy nicks it and covers it in Milwaukee stickers...

 

[Rickster123]

I'd just like to say I'm open to bribes. A bottle of schnapps would secure the keys...

 

[Destroyer2813]

Schnapps that's a bit plain for you ain't it surely should be the most obscure mixer should help sway it

 

[Rickster123]

Schnapps that's a bit plain for you ain't it surely should be the most obscure mixer should help sway it

Ive been to lldl's so I'm fully stocked up on mixers!

 

[Masood]

I'd just like to say I'm open to bribes. A bottle of schnapps would secure the keys...

Deal! That's a lot cheaper than £1500!

 

[Killy Bing]

How serious are you Lee? I need a van soon and I think this would fit the bill. You did express interest first, but if you're not going to go for it, I'll go take a look this week before that young whippersnapper Billy nicks it and covers it in Milwaukee stickers...

I would defend myself.....but i have few morals.....

and all of them revolves around food or alcohol wastage....

 

[PlumbersMate]

How serious are you Lee? I need a van soon and I think this would fit the bill. You did express interest first, but if you're not going to go for it, I'll go take a look this week before that young whippersnapper Billy nicks it and covers it in Milwaukee stickers...

I be honest mate I've spoke to App and said if it was still there next payday I'd have it mate so shes all yours as not ready to buy til end march

 

[Rickster123]

Just a gentle bump up

 

[Leo21]

Very subtle.

 

[Rickster123]

Very subtle.

Thats my middle name!

 

[Leo21]

Keep the thread alive man.

 

[Destroyer2813]

Maybe add a alternative form of payment *** amount in cash and rest in mixers

 

[Rickster123]

Maybe add a alternative form of payment *** amount in cash and rest in mixers

A great idea! Could swap for quality carp tackle! (And a crate of shandy bass)

 

[PlumbersMate]

I will give you a grand and a soda stream

 

[Rickster123]

I will give you a grand and a soda stream

Hmm which soda stream model?!

 

[Destroyer2813]

I will give you a grand and a soda stream

Change that to a grand and 6 bottles of cherryade and 6 bottles of limeade and a couple bottles of lucazade

 

[PlumbersMate]

Hmm which soda stream model?!

Dunno one that's about £250 lol

 

[Rickster123]

Change that to a grand and 6 bottles of cherryade and 6 bottles of limeade and a couple bottles of lucazade

Will you get your head out of my fridge!!

 

[Destroyer2813]

Will you get your head out of my fridge!!

Your feminine ways are to predictable :wink5:

 

[Rickster123]

Your feminine ways are to predictable :wink5:

Nothing feminine about limeade!.... Mixed with cherry brandy!

 

[Leo21]

Nothing feminine about limeade!.... Mixed with cherry brandy!

Oh really?

 

[Leo21]

A great idea! Could swap for quality carp tackle! (And a crate of shandy bass)

Are you sure you really want to sell this? You need to work on your salesman skills.

 

[Rickster123]

Are you sure you really want to sell this? You need to work on your salesman skills.

you mean more like this....

buy us my ford transit for just 1495, yes, just 1 4 9 5!

 

[Ermintrude]

Lime and cherry brandy? Gums like Esther tandem

 

[Leo21]

you mean more like this....

buy us my ford transit for just 1495, yes, just 1 4 9 5!

Better, but still needs work.

 

[PlumbersMate]

Stupid question but how will I get it home with no tax n mot?

 

[Dotty]

Stupid question but how will I get it home with no tax n mot?

Quickly.

And in the dark......

 

[Leo21]

Stupid question but how will I get it home with no tax n mot?

As long as you insure it and you book it in it an mot station your ok legally. It just so happens that the mot station is 100 or so miles away.

 

[Destroyer2813]

Or ask Adam nicley to mot it and pay him for the test ?

 

[turnpin]

Stupid question but how will I get it home with no tax n mot?

How about on the back of of a low loader..lol regards Turnpin:17:

 

[PlumbersMate]

Or ask Adam nicley to mot it and pay him for the test ?

Well seen as everyone always offers under asking price, I reckon if i offer full price with it MOT'd I think that's a very fair middle ground

 

[Rickster123]

Well seen as everyone always offers under asking price, I reckon if i offer full price with it MOT'd I think that's a very fair middle ground

I don't like middle ground. Where's the fun in middle ground. The truth is I'm a lazy sod and don't have the time or the inclination to get it done. I'm a nice man tho. So I'll go 1250 cash collected. How you get it home tho is entirely up to you!

Or.. You can come and get it, get the mot done suss the van out make sure it's for you and then transfer the dosh to me later. It would have to be a forum regular and there will be a vote of trust in the t.a forum!

 

[Killy Bing]

do a vote on me in the ta forum please

 

[PlumbersMate]

do a vote on me in the ta forum please

Fark Orf billy

 

[Rickster123]

do a vote on me in the ta forum please

Been done so many times bill. We've run out of black balls!