I want to start a cheese mining company where do i start?

[Bunker]

I've been quiet about this but I am actually a Cheese Miner. My wife, well, she's mine and she's a Cheese Minor You wouldn't believe it but there is Stil Tons of cheese there to be mined

 

[tamz]

I've been quiet about this but I am actually a Cheese Miner. My wife, well, she's mine and she's a Cheese Minor You wouldn't believe it but there is Stil Tons of cheese there to be mined

Dirty boy! :smile:

 

[Keefy]

This thread is like, hippy-trippy maaaaaaaaaaaaan! :wacko:

 

[REDSAW]

far out man, dont go there!

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[Keefy]

Some plumbers raid customers knicker drawers, I raid their fridges.

 

[tamz]

A cheese smear campaign. It is obvious he is on that manufactured plastic stuff.
Wait until we get the real McCoy on the streets. We'll clean up.
Fk the plumbing. Cheese is the future. Thats where the real money is!

 

[Dotty]

Ive tasted the future man!

It's cheesy!

 

[peteheat]

Cheeseus you Guys could be on to something !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Cheese replaces bread?

 

[REDSAW]

last year i did a job for this woman complaining of water coming through kitchen cieling.

i took of the bath panel and stuck a tourch under the bath to discover 20mm high fungus spores and sure enough the bath seal had gone.

i told the woman to take a look at the fungus.

her reply.....my son showers twice a day and does eat a lot of cheese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i kid you not.lol

 

[R1CKY]

Not a very mature thread guys, you should brie ashamed of yourselves!

 

[Ray Stafford]

Yes, we had better tread caerphilly.

 

[Keefy]

You're all crackers.

 

[R1CKY]

You Feta believe it!

 

[Ray Stafford]

A bag of jelly babies to the member who can get a convincing cheese pun involving both gorganzolla and camembert into the same post!

 

[REDSAW]

A bag of jelly babies to the member who can get a convincing cheese pun involving both gorganzolla and camembert into the same post!

for a moment it came burt gord an zola cheesed me of by coming first!

 

[tamz]

That last Labour nump we had running the country really bought into the green save the planet stuff. He was so much into renewables, the power of wind and sun he thought if he left a bucket of milk in the sun it would turn into Gordon Solar.

 

[TomLane]

A wife and husband have bought different flavored condoms. They decide to play a game, where the husband puts one on, and the wife guesses what flavor it is. They turn out the lights.

"Gorgonzola!", the wife yelled.

"Wait it's not on yet"

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What's the best cheese to coax a bear down a mountain?

Camembert (get it?!? 'Come on bear')

 

[Pipedream]

I understand the need for regulation of this industry a and that someone has suggested the creation of the cheese safe register. However many of us live in areas that are not on the Cheese Grid, so I feel there is a need to create a second industry body, I would like to propose the creation of OFFCHEESE.

 

[Keefy]

 

[peteheat]

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Thread Spoiling !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mike Jackson]

The lengths some people will got to to make a bit of money is incheddarable. If you don't want get into trouble with cheese safe you need to tread very caerphilly. I would make edam sure that you do everything by the book. Incorrect use of cheese can have a large enviremmental impact. The head of cheese safe, the stinking bishop, is very keen to cracker down on unauthorised cheese mining.

 

[Pipedream]

Apparently the cheese safe people are investigating Tesco for using mascarpone in lasagne

 

[Keefy]

Thread Spoiling !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was a picture of 'Bree'. (Desperate Housewives bird)

 

[TomLane]

That was a picture of 'Bree'. (Desperate Housewives bird)

Very tenuous Keefy!

 

[Mike Jackson]

That was a picture of 'Bree'. (Desperate Housewives bird)

As if a plumber would watch that rubbish. You'll be telling us you watch Dallas next.

 

[tamz]

Who killed JR?

 

[Rickster123]

What does a Yorkshireman have on his crackers? Eeeeeeee dam!

 

[Guest123]

Best way to get rid of your cheese is to have a bath......

 

[REDSAW]

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a bit of red liecester with a cheesy grin eh!

 

[peteheat]

As if a plumber would watch that rubbish. You'll be telling us you watch Dallas next.

Charlene Tilton was the cause of a lot of gorgonzola being produced

 

[mountainman]

i took of the bath panel and stuck a tourch under the bath to discover 20mm high fungus spores and sure enough the bath seal had gone.

Who the hell keeps a seal in their bath?
I'm content with my rubber ducky!

 

[Guest123]

Who the hell keeps a seal in their bath?
I'm content with my rubber ducky!

My toy needs batteries but every time I stick it under water they get bloody wet.