I no longer have an apprentice...

[Masood]

After a conversation on Friday that was a bit overdue to be honest.

I was told that I was disrespectful and that she would not be spoken to like that. So what did I say that was so terrible, you may ask?

After about the 12th time of showing her how to hold and use a saw, she cut a piece of timber wonky. No big deal, I didn't have a go, or raise my voice, or swear. What I did do was show her the wonky cut and ask if she knew why it was wonky. When she said she didn't, I said "It's because despite my showing you a dozen times, you still held the saw wrong". Apparently I am bang out of order for saying that...

 

[Masood]

Masood, don`t know if your in the mood to take another apprentice on but a new member called thecockneyscot from the east of london was asking for a chance this weekend.

Yeah I saw that mate. Might give him a try-out.

 

[Rickster123]

Mate - I know I take the mickey out of you but really? You WANT to get me killed???!

Some poor lad in the plumber's merchant was holding his phone up looking at a website. She thought he was taking a photo of her and near as dammit ripped his head off...

Is that frowned upon then? Women are a funny breed.

 

[rpm]

Mate - I know I take the mickey out of you but really? You WANT to get me killed???!

Some poor lad in the plumber's merchant was holding his phone up looking at a website. She thought he was taking a photo of her and near as dammit ripped his head off...

Sounds like the departed apprentice`s sister lol

 

[Dotty]

Mate - I know I take the mickey out of you but really? You WANT to get me killed???!

Some poor lad in the plumber's merchant was holding his phone up looking at a website. She thought he was taking a photo of her and near as dammit ripped his head off...

Answers that.... NBM

No Balls Mas.........

 

[SimonG]

How many times do you see a cacky attitude, I can take a lot of things, but attitude isnt one of them. I think I will leave it at that before I get my soap box out.

 

[jonnyswamp]

Just skipped through the first thread and read showing as showering, then thought "fark me, i'd be a bit p!ssed off if he showered me 12 times" as well
Too many buds I think on my part

 

[Dotty]

Just skipped through the first thread and read showing as showering, then thought "fark me, i'd be a bit p!ssed off if he showered me 12 times" as well
Too many buds I think on my part

Sod off Jon! I've now got the mental image of moist, taut, young, pert and perky flesh........

I'm going to go and lay down!

 

[jonnyswamp]

Sod off Jon! I've now got the mental image of moist, taut, young, pert and perky flesh........

I'm going to go and lay down!

And me.....:devil2:

 

[mfgs]

Looks like bad attitudes all around with the apprentices then.

 

[lame plumber]

I am trying to get my head round saw and wood, thought you lot were plumbers not chippies, I wouldnt give my Mrs a rip saw, all that swaying to n fro, females have extra pendulums ffs, no wonder the poor lass couldnt get it to cut straight.

 

[village idiot]

Well masood, what other things did you show her Pls tell, I am all ears
If you showed er 12 times how to cut that wood, my gut instinct tells me you showed her something else a few times

 

[lame plumber]

Problem was how he showed her

 

[Masood]

Well masood, what other things did you show her Pls tell, I am all ears
If you showed er 12 times how to cut that wood, my gut instinct tells me you showed her something else a few times

Is that right? Your gut instinct is wrong.

 

[Masood]

Problem was how he showed her View attachment 20051

Mate, seriously?! Do you honestly think so little of me? Do you honestly think I'd cut wood on a wallpapering table? Any fule kno it'd be far too unstable!

 

[village idiot]

Is that right? Your gut instinct is wrong.

supposed to be a joke mas!!!