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[rocketmanbkk]

A woman went to her mothers funeral, she saw a man whom she fell in love with, it was her dream man, she didn't speak to him or ask for his number. After the funeral she couldn't find him. A few days later she killed her sister.

What was the motive to kill her sister?

 

[Rickster123]

She fell in love with the vicar or priest doing the funeral service? Or the funeral director!?

 

[ShaunCorbs]

her sis was married to him?

 

[GasmanxxxR1]

It was all a dream

 

[stani]

What was the motive to kill her sister?


Her sister was "a crap cat flap fitter"

 

[rocketmanbkk]

No, but a couple of good answers

 

[rocketmanbkk]

The answer is

Because she wanted to see the man again.

 

[rpm]

She fell in love with the vicar or priest doing the funeral service? Or the funeral director!?

It`s not a multi choice answer question !!!

 

[GasmanxxxR1]

Grimm Reaper?

 

[Rickster123]

It`s not a multi choice answer question !!!

Who are you? The quiz police?!

 

[rpm]

Who are you? The quiz police?!

Can be, now where is that eject button? lol

 

[Riley]

Really sorry have I completely missed something here

 

[Ray Stafford]

I spent a long time working on a theory about the man being deaf (so she didn't speak or ask for his number). Then I realised that I was overcomplicating it.

The woman killed the sister because if her dream man turned up at mums funeral, there is a fair chance he would turn up at the sisters funeral.

Easy if you're a psycho...

 

[rocketmanbkk]

Correct Ray, correct

I over thought it too

 

[rpm]

Ok then ........
A man works in an office block and every morning he presses the elevator button for the 6th floor then gets out and walks but every evening he rides the elevator all the way to ground level.

Why?

 

[Ray Stafford]

Ok then ........
A man works in an office block and every morning he presses the elevator button for the 6th floor then gets out and walks but every evening he rides the elevator all the way to ground level.

Why?

He's a dwarf. The elevator buttons are organised vertically, and the 6th floor is the highest he can reach, but the ground floor button is the lowest, so he can always reach it.

 

[rpm]

Well done that man - so quick I guess you knew it! lol

 

[rpm]

A man wakes up in a wooden room with no window or door, only thing in the room is a mirror so how did he get out?

 

[rocketmanbkk]

Walks out the door or he could climb out the window

 

[rpm]

Walks out the door or he could climb out the window

No door, No window!

 

[Riley]

He's croppie and can't reach higher

 

[Riley]

He's a dwarf. The elevator buttons are organised vertically, and the 6th floor is the highest he can reach, but the ground floor button is the lowest, so he can always reach it.

Damn you stafford

 

[rocketmanbkk]

That's why he can get out!!

 

[Riley]

A man wakes up in a wooden room with no window or door, only thing in the room is a mirror so how did he get out?

Look in the mirror to see what you saw then use the saw to cut your way out

 

[rocketmanbkk]

He looked in the mirror and saw so used it

 

[rocketmanbkk]

Beat me

 

[rpm]

Look in the mirror to see what you saw then use the saw to cut your way out

Damm you Riley! lol

 

[Ray Stafford]

A man wakes up in a wooden room with no window or door, only thing in the room is a mirror so how did he get out?

Walks out the door or he could climb out the window

No door, No window!

I remove the door from my office, it has no door. However, it still has a doorway, and would be easy to exit.

 

[Ray Stafford]

What is the difference between a duck?

 

[rpm]

I remove the door from my office, it has no door. However, it still has a doorway, and would be easy to exit.

Gawd, there`s always one! lol

 

[rpm]

What is the difference between a duck?

One is an animal and the other is a warning?

 

[Riley]

What is the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same!

 

[thompsonbrown]

A woman went to her mothers funeral, she saw a man whom she fell in love with, it was her dream man, she didn't speak to him or ask for his number. After the funeral she couldn't find him. A few days later she killed her sister.

What was the motive to kill her sister?

Someones reading the Guardian.

 

[Ray Stafford]

One leg is both the same!

Correct.

How many beans make five?

 

[thompsonbrown]

Correct.

How many beans make five?

Not sure as I'm working class.