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  1. Darren Jackson

    Darren Jackson Plumber GSR

    A Yorkshire farmers see's a bloke drinking from his stream & shouts,
    "Ey-up cock! tha dunt wanna be supping watta frm theer, it's full o hoss pis n cow sh1te".
    The bloke says "I'm from London can you speak a bit slower please".
    The farmer replies " If-you-use-two-hands-you won't spill any"!!!
     
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  2. oz-plumber

    oz-plumber Plumber

    Queens English - pmsl
    Even I can understand Queen English and that ain't fooking it.
     
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  3. townfanjon

    townfanjon Trusted Plumber GSR Top Contributor!!

    I must admit I am the same , keep your stuff coming .
     
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  4. YorkshireDave

    YorkshireDave Plumber

    Chuffin brilliant!
     
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  5. YorkshireDave

    YorkshireDave Plumber

    Bloke wakes up wi' a sore arse and goes t'chemist...

    Man: "As tha' gorrany arse cream?"
    Chemist: "aye wots tha' want - a 99 or a cornetto?"
     
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  6. YorkshireDave

    YorkshireDave Plumber

    Barnsley man goes to the vet:
    Man: "Can yer stop me cat peein' all rahnd t'house?"
    Vet: "Is it a tom?"
    Man: "Naa, it's int' basket!"
     
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  7. townfanjon

    townfanjon Trusted Plumber GSR Top Contributor!!

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  8. townfanjon

    townfanjon Trusted Plumber GSR Top Contributor!!

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  9. Darren Jackson

    Darren Jackson Plumber GSR

    A Yorkshireman goes to a goldsmiths and asks, "Can tha mek us a gold statue o'me whippet?"
    The goldsmith says he can, then asks: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
    The man replies :"Nay lad, chewin' a bone'll do fine."
     
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    Darren Jackson Plumber GSR

     
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  11. townfanjon

    townfanjon Trusted Plumber GSR Top Contributor!!

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  12. townfanjon

    townfanjon Trusted Plumber GSR Top Contributor!!

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    This is 101% true
     
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  13. oz-plumber

    oz-plumber Plumber

    There's a place in Australia called ' Yorky's Nob '

    Just wondering where the name came from?
     
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  14. townfanjon

    townfanjon Trusted Plumber GSR Top Contributor!!

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    I am going over the border tomorrow night , I think I had better watch it posting stuff about Lancs lol
     
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  15. Darren Jackson

    Darren Jackson Plumber GSR

    How duz tha mean 'was the answer to'? tis still innit
     
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