Jokes thread (with twenty characters)

[rpm]

Which forum was it in? Even if it`s locked down is it still there to see? There was some cracking jokes in there.

 

[SimonG]

https://www.ukplumbersforums.co.uk/...tains-adult-humour.21358/page-211#post-826347

 

[rpm]

Thanks SimonG

 

[SimonG]

Name problem.

Well worth a revisit.

 

[Best]

Unfortunately it is locked down, so at present it seems no more jokes can be added.
Nice to see the names of the old members posting on there.
Similar I guess as looking at photos of long dead friends.

 

[rpm]

It was so cold today I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets!

 

[rpm]

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[rpm]

If Trump builds the wall to stop drugs getting in via Mexico then it will be the Americans climbing the wall.

 

[rpm]

The wife is leaving me and taking the kids with her because of my obsession with horse racing.






There at the gate now, and there off!!!!

 

[rpm]

Went to B&Q today and brought a low energy light bulb

The assistant asked "Will you be putting this up yourself?"

I said "No it`s going in the lounge"

 

[rpm]

Why are parents so lousy about explaining sex to kids? When I was 10yrs I saw two dogs shagging in the street and when I asked my mum what they were doing she said "Dancing".

The next school disco I went to I got expelled!

 

[rpm]

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[rpm]

Since the snow came all my wife has done is look through the window


If it gets any worse I`ll have to let in

 

[Harvest Fields]

Here’s one

 

[rpm]

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[rpm]

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[SimonG]

Rear ended a car at the traffic lights.
This dwarve gets out the car I hit.
Comes upto my window.
I'm not happy, he said.
Well which are you then, I replied.

And that your honour is how the fight started.

 

[rpm]

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