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8. Azeegeniter - Has he given it to her.
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8. Azeegeniter - Has he given it to her.
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We never say it like that Chuck. we pronounce the 'U' as you say it in Chuck. We would not say Chook. That's more Geordie twang mate.
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Ahh! Typical Aussie. No idea of the difference 'tween a clamp & a strap
Purely as an example of the Queen's English I propose the following example: She clamped me between 'er fiis when 'er strap raan mi b011ocks broke ...
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Jus gorin fer mi snap , pisin miself at theese repys
Good catch, you know your Northern!
The forum software wouldn't let me post the Yorkshire version so I compromised with how a Boro fan would say it.
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Nah then, that theer John Brennan knows how t fettle a reight proper brew.
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Tha fell ower corser edge wen tha skegged thiss'un.
Bloody wet mi kegs tha did
Bloody wet mi kegs tha did
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Am lovin this thread Town.
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A Yorkshire farmers see's a bloke drinking from his stream & shouts,
"Ey-up cock! tha dunt wanna be supping watta frm theer, it's full o hoss pis n cow sh1te".
The bloke says "I'm from London can you speak a bit slower please".
The farmer replies " If-you-use-two-hands-you won't spill any"!!!
"Ey-up cock! tha dunt wanna be supping watta frm theer, it's full o hoss pis n cow sh1te".
The bloke says "I'm from London can you speak a bit slower please".
The farmer replies " If-you-use-two-hands-you won't spill any"!!!
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Ahh! Typical Aussie. No idea of the difference 'tween a clamp & a strap
Purely as an example of the Queen's English I propose the following example: She clamped me between 'er fiis when 'er strap raan mi b011ocks broke .
Queens English - pmsl
Even I can understand Queen English and that ain't fooking it.
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Am lovin this thread Town.
I must admit I am the same , keep your stuff coming .
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Chuffin brilliant!
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Bloke wakes up wi' a sore arse and goes t'chemist...
Man: "As tha' gorrany arse cream?"
Chemist: "aye wots tha' want - a 99 or a cornetto?"
Man: "As tha' gorrany arse cream?"
Chemist: "aye wots tha' want - a 99 or a cornetto?"
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Barnsley man goes to the vet:
Man: "Can yer stop me cat peein' all rahnd t'house?"
Vet: "Is it a tom?"
Man: "Naa, it's int' basket!"
Man: "Can yer stop me cat peein' all rahnd t'house?"
Vet: "Is it a tom?"
Man: "Naa, it's int' basket!"
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A Yorkshireman goes to a goldsmiths and asks, "Can tha mek us a gold statue o'me whippet?"
The goldsmith says he can, then asks: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
The man replies :"Nay lad, chewin' a bone'll do fine."
The goldsmith says he can, then asks: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
The man replies :"Nay lad, chewin' a bone'll do fine."
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TFJ find something clean to post up from that great Yorkshire comedian Charlie Williams please...you know how I'm no good at this technology lol....regards Turnpin
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This is 101% true
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There's a place in Australia called ' Yorky's Nob '
Just wondering where the name came from?
Just wondering where the name came from?
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I am going over the border tomorrow night , I think I had better watch it posting stuff about Lancs lol
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How duz tha mean 'was the answer to'? tis still innit
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Sorry mate but ShuanCorbs beat you to it in his #7 post.
Still proper funny though mate.
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Quality , seen it loads of times but never get tired of watching it
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