Valentine's Day

[KingDoey]

So after the obligatory argument with the misses this morning I am off down the pub with my brother in law.

What have you Lotharios got planned for your significant others?

 

[Dotty]

Cooked a steak dinner for my beloved last night, we're about to have the discussion regarding the state I left the kitchen in.

It'll be bacon butties while the rugby's on later.

 

[quality]

I'm being soft this year as its Sunday, Going to take the wife to the pub

 

[julesverne]

Made the missus an Aloo Gobi last night which was as it was for her didnt have as much heat as my usual offering.
Today she making me steak and proper chips fried in beef dripping.

Im getting aroused just at the thought of em

 

[townfanjon]

Sod all, herin doors is my Missis, not my valentine lol

 

[rocketmanbkk]

Cooked a steak dinner for my beloved last night, we're about to have the discussion regarding the state I left the kitchen in.

It'll be bacon butties while the rugby's on later.

Steak dinner, very errr.. 80's. Any prawn cocktail to kick the romantic night off?

 

[rocketmanbkk]

Sod all, herin doors is my Missis, not my valentine lol

I'm with you. Valentine rubbish.

Might tidy shed before rugby then pretend to snooze so I don't have to talk to her or I might take my daughter out if I can find her in her bedroom under her laptop

 

[rocketmanbkk]

Just had a rumble ...

She asked me why I don't use Apple Pay, I told her the answer that I can't on my phone & now it's 20 questions, told her to google the rules. Jayzussss

Which I was in the Nam

Defo trying to go this year

 

[Rickster123]

I've done the flowers, chocs, cd bits and bobs. Yeah it scrap but it's important to Kate and makes her happy so I make it happen. She's just treated me too.....

Bless her!

 

[Best]

I must have done something right, I got this email this morning. Prepare to be sick. :smile:

 

[rocketmanbkk]

I've done the flowers, chocs, cd bits and bobs. Yeah it scrap but it's important to Kate and makes her happy so I make it happen. She's just treated me too.....
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Bless her!

Blimey

Romance isn't dead in your place

 

[newcastle phill]

Steak dinner, very errr.. 80's. Any prawn cocktail to kick the romantic night off?

Probably a posh way of saying "Fray Bentos"

 

[rocketmanbkk]

Probably a posh way of saying "Fray Bentos"

Is that what you do up north Phil? I've heard a prawn cocktail is a bit of lettuce covered with a few flavoured crisps & gravy.

I could be wrong

 

[Toxic Ted]

With all the excitement of the London Motorcycle show followed by food frenzy in Borough Market next to London Bridge and then into the lovely Applebees fish restaurant next to the market, i forgot all about Valentines day and am now in deep 5h1t. Still trying to think on my feet so any suggestions will be appreciated.........

 

[stevetheplumber]

i once slipped up and let her find the bill for the single rose i had sent her trouble was there were two on the bill

 

[rocketmanbkk]

With all the excitement of the London Motorcycle show followed by food frenzy in Borough Market next to London Bridge and then into the lovely Applebees fish restaurant next to the market, i forgot all about Valentines day and am now in deep 5h1t. Still trying to think on my feet so any suggestions will be appreciated.........

Well, seeing as it's your birthday old chum id say a nice trip to the pub off long furlong, have a nice drink & chicken in a basket, move along to the chicken ranch for another couple then over the road to the shops for a kebab where, like others you can eat it off the bin & throw the wrapper in the floor

Happy Birthday

 

[REDSAW]

i gave her a baby 19 years ago on installments, so the b'party keeps her busy every year,lol

 

[WaterTight]

bunch a ****ing flowers

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

Bought her flowers and a card,she made me 2 steaks,chips and mushrooms followed by a big bowl of caramel ice cream

 

[Phil]

Another commercially driven day to buy tat and fatten up....but yes I played along.

 

[KingDoey]

She's just gone and got the marks and spencer dine in thing for later so might have salvaged the day. Well I have had a good afternoon in the pub anyway. Cheers chaps have a goodun!

 

[REDSAW]

Bought her flowers and a card,she made me 2 steaks,chips and mushrooms followed by a big bowl of caramel ice cream

nice 10min trade off.lol

 

[newcastle phill]

Trying hard to get mine drunk to get my way !!!!!!

 

[Rickster123]

Where's Lord Stafford? I bet he's had a selection of quality cheeses and a bottle of vintage port today.

 

[plumben]

Well I had a messy night out with the lads, so I took my love out for 5 hours to Rivington Barn, rode her good for most of the 5 hours I dont think she's as swore as I am now though

 

[Kev the gas]

I put this on my fbook earlier today after seeing loads of sickly love poems/pics ect

It didnt go down very well !

 

[turnpin]

My weekend on and on call to boot shot out to Morrison's lunchtime and got some flowers so she puts a pic on fb and gets a reply from a fella we know......buy two get one free....knob head
The bunch in the middle came from my sister as the Mrs has not been too well of late.......finished off tonight with a hot wing wah ......regards Turnpin:rofl:

 

[Ray Stafford]

Where's Lord Stafford? I bet he's had a selection of quality cheeses and a bottle of vintage port today.

A rather pleasant salmon and pasta in a white wine and herb sauce, accompanied by a cheeky little Pinot Grigio, since you ask.

 

[TFGplumbing]