The ultimate Intergas virgin freebie boiler thread

[rpm]

Ok.
Two plumbers up the ........... now

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

Boomin hell good luck Solutions :17:

 

[hammers4spanner]

Well i hope you gave me a life jacket !!!!


Good luck boys in mean time i await for lame to turn up in his life boat

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

By the look of his last photos you might be better of in the water!!

 

[rpm]

Well i hope you gave me a life jacket !!!!


Good luck boys in mean time i await for lame to turn up in his life boat

Hope you haven`t upset him recently, last time we spoke he threatened to push me back under with a pole given the chance!

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

Hope you haven`t upset him recently, last time we spoke he threatened to push me back under with a pole given the chance!

Like trying to flush a stubborn floater ay

 

[Chalked]

Ah, I remember now. I was just about to eliminate Chalked. Sorry mate, not this time.

Ah bxxxcks! Close, but no cigar.

 

[solutions]

Boomin hell good luck Solutions :17:

And to you 1 carbon to 4 hydrogen.

 

[Ray Stafford]

And the winner is ....

<drumroll>

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

Oo oo oo

 

[Ray Stafford]

And the winner is ....

<drumroll>

... To be announced ....

 

[Ray Stafford]

... To be announced ....

Tomorrow!

 

[hammers4spanner]

someones going for a swim

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

Nooooooooo

 

[solutions]

Oo oo oo

Love that this was the 500th post on this thread.

Says it all really.

Whatever happens tomorrow its been emotional.
Thanks fellow UKPF faith full forumites.

 

[Rickster123]

Oh no poor old hammers. I demand a recount!

 

[hammers4spanner]

Oh no poor old hammers. I demand a recount!

Got thrown into drink mate never even got given armbands !!!!!!!

 

[lame plumber]

Got thrown into drink mate never even got given armbands !!!!!!!

da daaa its time to call the lifeboat, as of last night we now have an on service Shannon, 32 knots, go fast new toy ...................... been on call all day and no one has had the decency to sink, break down or otherwise

 

[Ray Stafford]

Just solutions and ch4 left now.

No pressure.

[video=youtube;9jK-NcRmVcw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw[/video]

 

[Ray Stafford]

So.

Chris.

Tim.

How are you both feeling? Do you feel lucky?

 

[Riley]

How many more boilers was it Ray :13:

 

[Ray Stafford]

Still three to go after tonight's denouement

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

Got the beer in and the curry on order so whatever happens I'm having a party......depending what happens will depend on if I'm crying into my beer later :clap:

 

[hammers4spanner]

Good luck guys

 

[Rickster123]

I wish I had some excitement in my life. The most excitement I'm having tonight is opening a fresh bag of cashews

 

[rpm]

I wish I had some excitement in my life. The most excitement I'm having tonight is opening a fresh bag of cashews

Chocolate coated cashews I presume. lol
Were the fish biting last night mate?

 

[Rickster123]

Chocolate coated cashews I presume. lol
Were the fish biting last night mate?

No just salt and peppered. Not a sniff last night. I need a new baiting up plan I think.

 

[rpm]

Still three to go after tonight's denouement

I`m lost Ray, you had 6, gave one away so that left 5, who had the other 2?

 

[rpm]

Not a sniff last night. I need a new baiting up plan I think.

Ask Kate after all she hooked you!

 

[solutions]

Ask Kate after all she hooked you!

This is going to end up with some kind of dangling worm reference isn't it.

 

[rpm]

This is going to end up with some kind of dangling worm reference isn't it.

I had to refrain and re-word what I really wanted to type.

 

[Ray Stafford]

I`m lost Ray, you had 6, gave one away so that left 5, who had the other 2?

I started with five, as per the OP

Hi All

Your favourite sponsor has FIVE (count them, one, two, three, four, FIVE) Intergas boilers to give away.

And then lower down the OP, I said this:

But that's FOUR weeks and there are FIVE boilers!

Don't worry. One of the winners has already been selected. The first person (apart from the individual concerned) who can tell me who it is, and why, will receive a bottle of champage from me personally to celebrate their percipicacity.

No one guessed, so eventually I had to remind every one that atouchofgas had won a Vogue in a previous survey, but had turned it down because he was too busy. I had been pretty impressed by that, so I gave him a free ride in this event.

So 5 boilers, minus one to atouchofgas, minus one I am about to give away leaves three!

 

[Ray Stafford]

Anyway, I guess you lot are waiting for an announcement about who won?

A good question. And one that I can answer more easily with a drink in my hand. Hang on while I toddle off to the kitchen...brb!

 

[Ray Stafford]

Thats better.

So, before I go on, I think a round of applause is in order for our benefactors at Intergas, for kindly donating several thousand quids worth of boiler to the good people of the forum.

Please show your appreciation for Mr Steve Zouch (Managing Director), Mr Jim Boyce (Sales Director) and Mr Andy Burton (Regional Sales Manager).

<claps>

 

[anz]