Lee

A plumber gets called out to Mrs Smith's house to mend a leaking pipe.
When he gets there the door is answered by a lucious woman in a skimpy nightie.
The plumber can't believe his luck!
During the course of the afternoon they get chatting and she's coming on strong.
Things are just beginning to hot up when the phone rings. "That was my husband" she
says "He's on his way home"
"Thats a shame" says the plumber.
"Don't worry" says Mrs Smith "He has to go out again later, come round at eight
and we can carry on where we left off"
The plumber looks at her in disbelief and says "What? On my own time?"